Lyrics The Window Cleaner (No. 2) - George Formby
You′ve
heard
about
my
capers
when
windows
I've
to
clean.
Now
I′d
like
to
tell
you
of
a
few
more
things
I've
seen
I've
seen
Miss
Thompson
in
her
flat
take
off
her
shoes
her
coat
and
hat
I′ve
seen
her
take
off
more
than
that,
when
I′m
cleaning
windows.
At
a
ladies
school
I
call,
one
girl
flirts
with
me
and
all
I'm
insured
in
case
I
fall,
when
I′m
cleaning
windows.
All
day
up
this
ladder
I'm
as
busy
as
can
be
It′s
not
my
fault
I
see
a
lot
of
things
I
shouldn't
see
To
overcrowded
flats
I′ve
been,
sixteen
in
one
bed
I've
seen
With
a
lodger
tucked
up
in
between,
when
I'm
cleaning
windows
Old
soldiers
never
die
they
say,
now
I
don′t
want
to
pass
away
I
kick
the
bucket
every
day
when
I′m
cleaning
windows
Through
working
at
such
dizzy
heights,
I
dream
about
my
job
at
night
I
polish
my
wife's
thin
gummy
tights,
and
think
I′m
cleaning
windows.
All
day
up
this
ladder
I'm
as
busy
as
can
be
It′s
not
my
fault
I
see
a
lot
of
things
I
shouldn't
see
The
newlyweds
at
number
six,
somehow
the
curtains
they
can′t
fix
They
play
some
lovely
parlour
tricks,
When
I'
m
cleaning
windows
Now
lots
of
girls
I've
had
to
jilt,
for
they
admire
the
way
I′m
built
It′s
a
good
job
I
don't
wear
a
kilt,
when
I′m
cleaning
windows.
At
the
coronation
I'll
commence
to
work
where
crowds
are
very
dense
And
let
me
stand
for
eighteen
pence,
instead
of
cleaning
windows.
.
All
day
up
this
ladder
I′m
as
busy
as
can
be
It's
not
my
fault
I
see
a
lot
of
things
I
shouldn′t
see
At
eight
o'clock
a
girl
she
wakes,
at
five
past
eight
a
bath
she
takes.
At
ten
past
eight
my
ladder
breaks
when
I'm
cleaning
windows
1 John Willie's Jazz Band
2 Hitting the High Spots
3 Dare-Devil Dick
4 Baby
5 The Man Was a Stranger to Me
6 Kiss Your Mansy Pansy
7 Rhythm in the Alphabet
8 Rolling Around Piccadilly
9 Frigid Air Fanny
10 I Parted My Hair in the Middle
11 Little Wooden Toolshed In the Garden
12 Hill Billy Willie
13 John Willie Came On
14 I Always Was a Willing Young Lad
15 It's Turned Out Nice Again
16 All Going Back
17 I Can Tell It By My Horoscope
18 In the Congo
19 Our House Is Haunted
20 Swing It, George Parts 1 and 2
21 Do De O Do
22 I'm The Husband Of The Wife Of Mr. Wu
23 It's a Grand and Healthy Life
24 Chinese Laundry Blues
25 Goodnight Little Fellow Goodnight
26 The Old Kitchen Kettle
27 Pardon Me
28 I Told My Baby with the Ukulele
29 I'm Making Headway Now
30 If You Don't Want the Goods, Don't Maul 'Em
31 I Couldn't Let the Stable Down
32 John Willie At the Licensing Office (With Company) Parts 1 and 2
33 Dan, the Dairy Man
34 Could Make a Good Living at That
35 Let's All Go to Reno
36 The Blue Eyed Blonde Next Door
37 The Low-Down Lazy Turk
38 Why Don't Women Like Me?
39 Running Around the Fountain In Trafalgar Square
40 The Lancashire Hot-Pot Swingers
41 Sitting On the Ice In the Ice Rink
42 Levi's Monkey, Mike
43 With My Little Ukulele in My Hand
44 As the Hours and the Days and the Months and the Years Go By
45 She's Never Been Seen Since Then
46 Swimmin' With The Wimmin'
47 Sunbathin' in the Park
48 The Wedding of Mr Wu
49 I Went All Hot and Cold
50 My Ukulele
51 Believe It or Not
52 In a Little Wigan Garden
53 You Can't Keep A Growing Lad down
54 It's No Use Looking At Me
55 There's Nothing Proud About Me
56 The Best Of Schemes
57 Madame Moskovitch
58 John Willie Goes Carolling (With Company) Parts 1 and 2
59 Fanlight Fanny
60 The Fiddler Kept On Fiddling
61 Share And Share Alike
62 I Do Do Things I Do
63 The Pleasure Cruise
64 The Isle of Man
65 The Wash House AT The Back
66 Riding in the T.T. Races
67 Gallant Dick Turpin (With Company) Parts 1 and 2
68 A Farmer's Boy
69 Radio Bungalow Town
70 George Formby Medley Parts 1 and 2
71 Ring Your Little Bell
72 Quick Fire Medley
73 The Window Cleaner
74 Sitting On the Sand All Night
75 Keep Your Seats Please
76 Five And Twenty Years
77 Bunkum's Traveling Show
78 I'm A Froggie
79 The Ghost
80 Oh Dear Mother
81 You're A Li-A-Ty
82 When We Feather Our Nest
83 With My Little Stick Of Blackpool Rock
84 Hindoo Man
85 Trailing Around a Trailer
86 Said the Little Brown Hen
87 My Little Goat And Me
88 Trailer for "Keep Your Seats, Please"
89 The Lancashire Toreador
90 My Plus Fours
91 Easy Going Chap
92 The Window Cleaner (No. 2)
93 Somebody's Wedding Day
94 I Don't Lie
95 Keep Fit
96 Biceps, Muscle And Brawn
97 Leaning On A Lamp Post
98 Hi Tiddley Hi Ti Island
99 Trailer for "Keep Fit"
100 You Can't Stop Me From Dreaming
101 She Can't Say No
102 Remember Me
103 Maybe I'll Find Somebody Else
104 Does Your Dream Book Tell You That?
105 Like The Big Pots Do
106 I Blew a Little Blast On My Whistle
107 Wunga Bunga Boo
108 Have You Every Heard This One?
109 Springtime's Here Again
110 Noughts And Crosses
111 The Joo-Jah Tree
112 Mother, What'll I Do Now?
113 In My Little Snapshot Album
114 Our Sergeant Major
115 They Can't Fool Me
116 It's In the Air
117 Sitting Pretty with My Fingers Crossed
118 Tan Tan Tivvy Tally-Ho
119 I Wonder Who's Under Her Balcony Now
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