Lyrics Keep Fit - George Formby
Keep
fit,
take
exercise,
keep
fit
and
you'll
be
wise
That's
it,
grow
twice
your
size,
whatever
you
do
keep
fit
Keep
fit,
and
take
the
air,
don't
flit
to
your
armchair
You'll
get
no
medals
there,
whatever
you
do
keep
fit
Punch
that
bag
as
if
you're
punching
your
opponents
head
Skip
around
it
might
rebound
and
knock
you
out
instead
Keep
fit,
now
bend
the
knees,
don't
sit
be
careful
please
You'll
split
your
doh,
ray,
me's,
whatever
you
do
keep
fit
Keep
fit,
skip
on
your
toes,
that's
it,
each
movement
shows
Your
bit
of
muscle
grows,
whatever
you
do
keep
fit
Now
skip,
an
hour
or
more,
don't
slip
across
the
floor
Into
the
pub
next
door,
whatever
you
do
keep
fit
Punch
that
bag
as
if
you're
punching,
your
opponents
head
Skip
around
it
might
rebound
and
knock
you
out
instead
Keep
fit,
you're
doing
swell,
pull
up
that
big
dumb
bell
Pull
up
your
shorts
as
well,
whatever
you
do
keep
fit
Keep
fit,
dodge
in
and
out,
swing
lefts
and
rights
about
Each
hit
a
mighty
clout,
whatever
you
do
keep
fit
You
call
at
your
girl's
flat,
just
call
to
have
a
chat
That's
all
it
stops
at
that,
whatever
you
do
keep
fit
Punch
that
bag
as
if
you're
punching,
your
opponents
head
Skip
around
it
might
rebound
and
knock
you
out
instead
No
place
like
bed
at
all,
in
case
you
hear
loves
call
Your
face
turn
to
the
wall,
whatever
you
do
keep
fit
1 You Can't Go Wrong in These
2 I Couldn't Let the Stable Down
3 I Can Tell It By My Horoscope
4 I Blew a Little Blast On My Whistle
5 Frank On His Tank
6 Dare-Devil Dick
7 Come Hither With Your Zither
8 All Going Back
9 It Serves You Right
10 Under the Blasted Oak
11 On the Beat
12 On the Wigan Boat Express
13 They Can't Fool Me
14 Aunty Maggies Remedy
15 Andy the Handy Man
16 Oh Don't the Wind Blow Cold
17 The Lancashire Toreador
18 Why Don't Women Like Me?
19 She Got Two of Everything
20 Riding in the T.T. Races
21 Count Your Blessings and Smile
22 I'm Making Headway Now
23 I'm the Ukelele Man
24 In a Little Wigan Garden
25 In the Congo
26 John Willie Come On
27 Keep Fit
28 Let's All Go to Reno
29 Our House Is Haunted
30 Out in the Middle East
31 Pardon Me
32 Said the Little Brown Hen
33 She's Never Been Seen Since Then
34 Swim Little Fish
35 Swing Mama
36 Thanks Mr Roosevelt
37 The Daring Young Man
38 The Ghost
39 The Joo-Jar Tree
40 The Old Cane Bottom Chair
41 The Window Cleaner (No. 2)
42 My Plus Fours
43 Sitting On the Ice In the Ice Rink
44 Ace of Spades
45 The Window Cleaner
46 The Wedding of Mr Wu
47 When I'm Cleaning Windows
48 The Blue Eyed Blonde Next Door
49 The Emperor Of Lancashire
50 Believe It or Not
51 Biceps, Muscle And Brawn
52 Bless 'Em All
53 The Mad March Air
54 Chinese Laundry Blues
55 The Pleasure Cruise
56 Do De O Do
57 Emperor of Lancs
58 Fanlight Fanny
59 They Laughed When I Started To Play
60 Farmers Boy
61 Goodnight Binkie
62 With My Little Stick Of Blackpool Rock
63 With My Little Ukelele in My Hand
64 Happy Go Lucky Me
65 You Can't Fool Me
66 Hindoo Man
67 Hi-Tiddle-Hi-Ti-Island
68 You Don't Need a License for That
69 Hitting the High Spots Now
70 You're Everything To Me
71 I Always Get to Bed Half-Past Nine
72 I Promised to Be Home By Nine O'clock
73 I Told My Baby With My Ukelele
74 I Was Always a Willing Lad
75 I Went All Hot and Cold
76 I Wonder Who's Under the Balcony Now
77 If You Don't Want the Goods Don't Maul
78 I'm Saving Up for Sally
79 I'm Shy
80 Imagine Me On the Maginot Line
81 It Could Be
82 It's In the Air
83 It's Turned Out Nice Again
84 Keep Your Seats Please
85 Leaning On A Lamp Post
86 Little Wooden Toolshed In the Garden
87 Mother What Will I Do Now?
88 Mr Wu's a Window Cleaner Now
89 My Ukelele
90 Noughts And Crosses
91 On the Hms Cowheel
92 Ordinary People
93 Riding Around On a Rainbow
94 Running Round the Fountains
95 She Can't Say No
96 Sitting on the Sands All Night
97 Talking To The Moon About You
98 The Barmaid of the Rose and Crown (Alternative Version)
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