Lyrics Mother, What'll I Do Now? - George Formby
Mother
you
give
good
advice
Always
you
mean
well
Now
I
need
it
more
than
ever
I'm
inside
this
cell
I'm
behind
a
prison
wall
The
bed's
so
hard
and
much
too
small
There's
no
pyjamas
here
at
all
Oh,
Mother
what'll
I
do
now
They
told
me
they
would
treat
me
swell
Tucked
inside
my
little
cell
But
up
to
now
it's
been
like
h...!
Mother
what'll
I
do
now
We're
parted
from
each
other
And
that's
too
bad
You're
my
favourite
Mother
Oh,
the
best
I
ever
had
Tonight
I've
got
a
date,
you
see
But
they
won't
let
me
have
a
key
And
the
warder's
won't
wait
up
for
me
Oh,
Mother
what'll
I
do
now
It's
hard
to
pass
the
time
away
I'm
in
a
dangerous
mood,
I
say
I've
smoked
two
cigarettes
today
Oh,
Mother
what'll
I
do
now
First
I
stand
and
then
I
sit
Then
I
sit
and
stand
a
bit
But
I
can't
stand
much
more
of
it
Oh,
Mother
what'll
I
do
now
We're
parted
from
each
other
And
that's
too
bad
You're
my
favourite
Mother
Oh,
the
best
I
ever
had
I
got
such
an
awful
shock
I
asked
the
time,
for
there's
no
clock
And
the
warder
said,
"Six
months
Old
Cock"
Oh,
Mother
what'll
I
do
now
I
ordered
lunch
from
soup
to
sweet
But
they
forgot
the
fish
and
meat
And
since
the
soup
there's
nowt
to
eat
Oh,
Mother
what'll
I
do
now
I've
had
such
a
tummy
ache
All
night
long
I've
been
awake
Some
castor
oil
they
made
me
take
Oh,
Mother
what'll
I
do
now
We're
parted
from
each
other
And
that's
too
bad
You're
my
favourite
Mother
Oh,
the
best
I
ever
had
I've
played
Peter-fly-away-Paul
I've
played
tiddlywinks
and
all
I've
written
rude
words
upon
the
wall
Oh,
Mother
what'll
I
do
now
1 The Lancashire Toreador
2 Sitting On the Ice In the Ice Rink
3 When I'm Cleaning Windows
4 Auntie Maggie's Remedy
5 Why Don't Women Like Me?
6 With My Little Ukelele in My Hand
7 Chinese Laundry Blues
8 Leaning on a Lampost
9 With My Little Stick Of Blackpool Rock
10 Swimmin' With The Wimmin'
11 Mother, What'll I Do Now?
12 In My Little Snapshot Album
13 Mr Wu's a Window Cleaner Now
14 The Wedding of Mr Wu
15 Our Sergeant Major
16 Madame Moscovitch
17 I Told My Baby With The Ukelele
18 It's Turned Out Nice Again
19 Sitting on the Sands All Night
20 The Window Cleaner (No. 2)
21 Hi Tiddley Hi Ti Island
22 Bless 'Em All
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