Lyrics Brand New Sucker - Jonathan Coulton
Somebody
put
their
feet
up
on
the
table
Somebody
made
a
pretty
bad
call
Somebody's
living
in
a
pretty
dream
world
Somebody
doesn't
want
to
play
ball
I'm
not
responsible
for
you
no
more
You'll
have
to
get
your
blood
from
somebody
else
now
I
guess
you
better
get
a
brand
new
sucker
I
guess
you
better
get
a
brand
new
man
Nobody
goes
a
little
bit
crazy
Nobody
gets
a
little
bit
dead
Nobody
said
that
you
could
have
it
both
ways
Nobody
gave
you
nothing
instead
I'm
not
responsible
for
you
no
more
You'll
have
to
get
your
blood
from
somebody
else
now
I
guess
you
better
get
a
brand
new
sucker
I
guess
you
better
get
a
brand
new
man
Everybody's
gonna
get
it
wrong
sometimes
Everybody
thought
that
you
were
OK
Everybody
says
you
shouldn't
be
a
stranger
But
everybody
likes
it
better
that
way
I'm
not
responsible
for
you
no
more
You'll
have
to
get
your
blood
from
somebody
else
now
I
guess
you
better
get
a
brand
new
sucker
I
guess
you
better
get
a
brand
new
man
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