Lyrics Sibling Rivalry - Jonathan Coulton
Meet
Joan
and
Jane
Joan
and
Jane
are
in
Brooklyn
New
York
Jane
and
Joan
are
almost
ready
Jane
and
Joan
need
a
timeout
Jane
and
Joan
have
to
start
putting
their
ideas
into
action
Jane
and
Joan
will
face
off
Jane
and
Joan
will
unleash
their
sibling
rivalry
And
then
go
their
separate
ways
Joan
may
have
been
nervous
in
the
beginning
Jane
seemed
slightly
sad
Joan
poked
around
the
same
attic
that
Jane
did
But
found
a
completely
different
array
of
goodies
Joan
went
classic
academia
Jane
went
totally
retro
She'd
better
be
careful
Meet
Joan
and
Jane
Joan
and
Jane
are
in
Brooklyn
New
York
Jane
and
Joan
are
almost
ready
Jane
and
Joan
need
a
timeout
Jane
and
Joan
have
to
start
putting
their
ideas
into
action
Jane
and
Joan
will
face
off
Jane
and
Joan
will
unleash
their
sibling
rivalry
And
then
go
their
separate
ways
Jane
has
been
up
all
night
Joan
is
in
a
little
better
shape
Jane
would
have
loved
to
lounge
downstairs
Joan
tries
to
do
a
little
spying
on
her
sister's
activities
Jane
heads
downstairs
Jane
heads
out
to
the
mall
Joan
is
doing
some
creative
camouflaging
Joan
needs
to
find
a
solution
Joan
is
desperate
Jane
really
knows
her
stuff
She'd
better
be
careful
Meet
Joan
and
Jane
Joan
and
Jane
are
in
Brooklyn
New
York
Jane
and
Joan
are
almost
ready
Jane
and
Joan
need
a
timeout
Jane
and
Joan
have
to
start
putting
their
ideas
into
action
Jane
and
Joan
will
face
off
Jane
and
Joan
will
unleash
their
sibling
rivalry
And
then
go
their
separate
ways
At
the
last
minute
Jane
spots
a
problem
Now
Joan
needs
to
tone
it
down
Joan
schooled
Jane
on
the
court
So
Jane
has
to
get
creative
Joan
on
the
other
hand
has
been
inspired
Joan
sets
out
to
prove
that
she's
still
a
kid
at
heart
All
of
Jane's
projects
are
complete
Jane
gets
an
unexpected
call
She'd
better
be
careful
Meet
Joan
and
Jane
Joan
and
Jane
are
in
Brooklyn
New
York
Jane
and
Joan
are
almost
ready
Jane
and
Joan
need
a
timeout
Jane
and
Joan
have
to
start
putting
their
ideas
into
action
Jane
and
Joan
will
face
off
Jane
and
Joan
will
unleash
their
sibling
rivalry
And
then
go
their
separate
ways
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