Lyrics Beard For Xmas - The Beards
Santa
doesn't
care
How
well
you
behave
But
he'll
be
disappointed
If
your
inclined
to
shave
It's
not
a
time
to
give
It's
not
a
time
to
share
This
Christmas
Is
all
about
facial
hair
If
you've
been
shaving
You're
not
gonna
get
the
bike
You're
not
gonna
get
that
train
set
Or
anything
that
you
like
You'll
get
a
beard
for
Christmas
A
beard
for
Christmas,
yeah
A
beard
for
Christmas
A
beard
for
Christmas,
yeah
Santa
doesn't
care
How
young
you
might
be
If
you
don't
have
a
beard
Oooh
then
he's
gonna
be
angry
So
if
you
don't
want
Santa
Claus
to
hate
you
It's
not
too
late
You
know
what
to
do
If
you've
been
shaving
You're
not
gonna
get
doll
You're
not
gonna
get
that
pony
Or
anything
at
all
You'll
get
a
beard
for
Christmas
A
beard
for
Christmas,
yeah
A
beard
for
Christmas
A
beard
for
Christmas,
yeah
Ho
ho
ho
Every
age
And
every
race
Is
gonna
have
a
beard
Ooh
gonna
a
beard
on
their
face
Every
girl
And
every
boy
Is
getting
a
beard
Is
getting
a
beard
instead
of
toys
Beard
for
Christmas
A
beard
for
Christmas,
yeah
Beard
for
Christmas
A
beard
for
Christmas,
yeah
Beard
for
Christmas
A
beard
for
Christmas,
now
Beard
for
Christmas
Yeaheyeah
1 You Should Consider Having Sex with a Bearded Man (Live At The Metro)
2 Got Me a Beard (Live At The Metro)
3 Shaved Off His Beard (Live At The Metro)
4 The Beard Accessory Store (Live At The Metro)
5 All the Bearded Ladies (Live At The Metro)
6 My Baby Left Me for a Man Without a Beard (Live At The Metro)
7 Born With a Beard (Live At The Metro)
8 Beards Are Back (Live At The Metro)
9 All the Bearded Ladies
10 There's a Bearded Man Inside Me
11 I Like Beards
12 There's Just Nothing Better Than a Beard
13 I Like Beards (Live At The Metro)
14 There's Just Nothing Better Than a Beard (Live At The Metro)
15 The Beard Accessory Store
16 The Beards' Club
17 You Should Consider Having Sex with a Bearded Man
18 I'm in the Mood...for Beards
19 If Your Dad Doesn't Have a Beard, You've Got Two Mums
20 Shaved Off His Beard
21 No Beard, No Good
22 Born With a Beard
23 Beard For Xmas
24 The Tale of the Amish Boy (And His Beard)
25 A Wizard Needs a Beard
26 Growing a Beard
27 It Only Takes a Fortnight to Grow a Decent Beard
28 Strokin' My Beard
29 Ten Long Years, One Long Beard
30 There's Just Nothing Better Than a Beard (Reprise)
31 If Your Dad Doesn't Have a Beard You've Got Two Mums (Live At The Metro)
32 No Beard No Good (Live At The Metro)
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