Lyrics The Beard Accessory Store (Live At The Metro) - The Beards
I
once
owned
and
operated
a
beard
accessory
store
A
beard
accessory
store
Business
it
was
booming
at
my
beard
accessory
store
My
beard
accessory
store
But
then
people
started
shaving
And
business
started
waning
At
my
beard
accessory
store
The
landlord
came
a
knockin'
at
my
beard
accessory
store
My
beard
accessory
store
Said
I
was
evicted
from
my
beard
accessory
store
My
beard
accessory
store
He
said
that
beard
accessories
Were
no
longer
necessities
And
shut
my
beard
accessory
store
So
I
lured
my
landlord
inside
and
locked
the
door
Of
my
beard
accessory
store
I
can't
say
what
I
did
to
him,
but
it
was
against
the
law
At
my
beard
accessory
store
And
now
I've
long
since
left
town
The
body
was
never
found
And
I
don't
sell
beard
accessories
any
more
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21 No Beard, No Good
22 Born With a Beard
23 Beard For Xmas
24 The Tale of the Amish Boy (And His Beard)
25 A Wizard Needs a Beard
26 Growing a Beard
27 It Only Takes a Fortnight to Grow a Decent Beard
28 Strokin' My Beard
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