Lyrics Shaved Off His Beard (Live At The Metro) - The Beards
Well,
there
once
was
a
Man,
and
that
man
had
a
beard,
he
shaved
off
his
beard
and
now
he's
dead.
And
there
once
was
a
Girl,
and
her
husband
had
a
beard,
she
asked
him
to
shave
it
off
and
now
she's
dead.
Nows
she's
dead
(now
she's
dead)
Nows
she's
dead
(now
she's
dead)
Now
he's
dead
(now
he's
dead)
Now
he's
dead.
Now
they're
dead
(now
they're
dead)
Now
they're
dead.
Grow
a
beard
or
you'll
be
dead.
Well
the
Girl
and
the
Man,
they
each
had
a
funeral,
the
people
who
attended
are
now
dead.
So
the
grave
digger
came,
to
bury
the
bodies,
and
he
had
a
beard
and
cant
be
killed.
Can't
be
killed
(can't
be
killed)
Can't
be
killed
(can't
be
killed)
Had
a
beard
(had
a
beard)
Can't
be
killed
Can't
be
killed
(can't
be
killed)
Can't
be
killed
(can't
be
killed)
Had
a
beard
and
can't
be
killed
Well
there
once
was
a
band
and
their
name
was
Kings
of
Leon,
they
shaved
off
their
beards
and
now
they're
shit.
now
they're
shit
(now
they're
shit)
now
they're
shit
(now
they're
shit)
now
they're
shit
(now
they're
shit)
Now
they're
shit
Now
they're
shit
(now
they're
shit)
Kings
of
Leon
are
now
shit
(kings
of
leon
are
now
shit)
x2
Kings
of
Leon
are
shit.
1 You Should Consider Having Sex with a Bearded Man (Live At The Metro)
2 Got Me a Beard (Live At The Metro)
3 Shaved Off His Beard (Live At The Metro)
4 The Beard Accessory Store (Live At The Metro)
5 All the Bearded Ladies (Live At The Metro)
6 My Baby Left Me for a Man Without a Beard (Live At The Metro)
7 Born With a Beard (Live At The Metro)
8 Beards Are Back (Live At The Metro)
9 All the Bearded Ladies
10 There's a Bearded Man Inside Me
11 I Like Beards
12 There's Just Nothing Better Than a Beard
13 I Like Beards (Live At The Metro)
14 There's Just Nothing Better Than a Beard (Live At The Metro)
15 The Beard Accessory Store
16 The Beards' Club
17 You Should Consider Having Sex with a Bearded Man
18 I'm in the Mood...for Beards
19 If Your Dad Doesn't Have a Beard, You've Got Two Mums
20 Shaved Off His Beard
21 No Beard, No Good
22 Born With a Beard
23 Beard For Xmas
24 The Tale of the Amish Boy (And His Beard)
25 A Wizard Needs a Beard
26 Growing a Beard
27 It Only Takes a Fortnight to Grow a Decent Beard
28 Strokin' My Beard
29 Ten Long Years, One Long Beard
30 There's Just Nothing Better Than a Beard (Reprise)
31 If Your Dad Doesn't Have a Beard You've Got Two Mums (Live At The Metro)
32 No Beard No Good (Live At The Metro)
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