Lyrics UHF - Single Version - "Weird Al" Yankovic
Put
down
your
remote
control
Throw
out
your
TV
Guide
Put
away
your
jacket
There's
no
need
to
go
outside
Don't
you
know
that
we
control
the
horizontal
We
control
the
verticle,
too
We
gonna
make
a
couch
potato
out
of
you
That's
what
we
gonna
do
now
Don't
change
the
channel
Don't
touch
that
dial
We
got
it
all
on
UHF
Kick
off
your
sneakers
Stick
around
for
a
while
We
got
it
all
on
UHF
Don't
worry
'bout
your
laundry
Forget
about
your
job
Just
crank
up
the
volume
And
yank
off
the
knob
We
got
it
all,
we
got
it
all,
we
got
it
all
on
UHF
Disconnect
the
phone
and
leave
the
dishes
in
the
sink
You
better
put
away
your
homework
Prime
time
ain't
no
time
to
think
All
you
do
is
make
yourself
a
TV
dinner
Press
your
face
right
up
against
the
screen
We
gonna
show
you
thangs
you
ain't
ever
seen
If
you
know
what
I
mean,
now
Don't
change
the
channel
Don't
touch
that
dial
We
got
it
all
on
UHF
Kick
off
your
sneakers
Stick
around
for
a
while
We
got
it
all
on
UHF
Don't
worry
'bout
your
laundry
Forget
about
your
job
Just
crank
up
the
volume
And
yank
off
the
knob
We
got
it
all,
we
got
it
all,
we
got
it
all
on
UHF
You
can
watch
us
all
day
you
can
watch
us
all
night
You
can
watch
us
any
time
that
you
please
You
can
sit
around
and
stare
at
the
picture
tube
'Till
your
brain
turns
into
cottage
cheese
well,
now
Don't
change
the
channel
Don't
touch
that
dial
We
got
it
all
on
UHF
Kick
off
your
sneakers
Stick
around
for
a
while
We
got
it
all
on
UHF
Don't
worry
'bout
your
laundry
Forget
about
your
job
Just
crank
up
the
volume
And
yank
off
the
knob
We
got
it
all,
we
got
it
all,
we
got
it
all
on
UHF
We
got
it
all
on
UHF
(UHF)
We
got
it
all
on
UHF
(UHF)
We
got
it
all
on
UHF
(UHF)
We
got
it
all
on
UHF
(we
got
it
all)
We
got
it
all
on
UHF
(UHF)
We
got
it
all
on
UHF
(UHF)
We
got
it
all
on
UHF
(UHF)
We
got
it
all
on
UHF
(we
got
it
all)
We
got
it
all
(we
got
it
all)
on
UHF
(we
got
it)
(We
got
it)
we
got
(we
got
it)
it
all
(we
got
it)
on
UHF
(we
got
it
all)
We
got
it
all
on
UHF
(we
got
it
all)
We
got
it
all
on
UHF
(UHF)
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26 Good Old Days
27 Fat
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30 You Make Me
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36 Generic Blues
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