Текст песни Green Eggs and Ham (Sam I Am) - Allan Sherman
Cat
in
the
Hat:
Oh,
I
Frequently
think
every
now
and
then
Of
the
glorious
fruit
of
a
noble
hen
Eggs!
Eggs!
E
double
G
S,
Eggs!
My
knowledge
of
eggs
is
Tremendously
wide!
I've
eaten
them
boiled
I've
eaten
them
fried!
Poached
and
Shirred
and
Deviled
and
Scrambled
Omelets,
Schmomletes
Coddled,
and
Frambled
I've
eaten
and
beaten
and
Swizzled
and
swuzzled
Frizzled,
Gadizzled
Bamboozled,
and
Fuzzled
I
know
every
way
that
an
Egg
can
be
guzzled!
And
thinking
of
eggs
Reminds
me
of
Sam
Whose
favourite
dish
is
Green
Eggs
and
Ham!
Sam-I-Am:
I
am
Sam!
Sam-I-Am!
Grouchy
Guy:
That
Sam-I-Am,
that
Sam-I-Am
I
do
not
like
that
Sam-I-Am
Sam-I-Am:
Do
you
like
green
eggs
and
ham?
Grouchy
Guy:
I
do
not
like
green
eggs
and
ham
I
do
not
like
them,
Sam-I-Am
He
does
not
like
them,
Sam-I-Am
He
doesn't
like,
he
doesn't
like
Green
eggs
and
ham!
Sam-I-Am:
Would
you
like
them
here
Or
there?
Grouchy
Guy:
I
would
not
like
them
here
Or
there!
I
would
not
like
them
anywhere!
I
do
not
like
green
eggs
and
ham
I
do
not
like
them,
Sam-I-Am
He
doesn't
like
green
eggs
and
ham
He
doesn't
like
them
Sam-I-Am:
Would
you
like
them
in
a
house?
Would
you
like
them
with
a
mouse?
Grouchy
Guy:
I
would
not
like
them
in
a
house!
I
would
not
like
them
a
mouse!
I
would
not
like
them
here
or
there!
I
would
not
like
them
anywhere!
He
doesn't
like
green
eggs
and
ham
He
doesn't
like
them
He
doesn't
like
green
eggs
and
ham!
Sam-I-Am:
Would
you
eat
them
with
a
box?
Would
you
eat
them
a
fox?
Grouchy
Guy:
No!
Not
in
a
box,
not
with
a
fox
Not
in
a
house,
not
with
a
mouse
I
would
not
like
them
here
or
there!
I
would
not
like
them
anywhere!
I
would
not
eat
green
eggs
and
ham
I
do
not
like
them,
Sam-I-Am
Sam-I-Am:
Would
you,
could
you,
in
a
car?
Eat
them,
eat
them.
Here
they
are
Grouchy
Guy:
I
would
not
could
not
in
a
car!
Sam-I-Am:
You
may
like;
you
will
see
You
may
like
them
in
a
tree!
Grouchy
Guy:
I
would
not,
could
not,
in
a
tree
Not
in
a
car,
now
let
me
be!
Not
in
a
box,
not
with
a
fox!
Not
in
a
house,
not
with
a
mouse!
I
would
not
like
them
here
or
there!
I
would
not
like
them
anywhere!
I
do
not
like
green
eggs
and
ham
I
do
not
like
them,
Sam-I-Am
Sam,
Oh
Sam.
Oh,
Sam-I-Am
He
doesn't
want
them
Doesn't
need
them
Wouldn't
touch
them
Wouldn't
eat
them
Wouldn't
like
them
here
on
there
Or
any,
any,
any,
any,
any,
any,
any,
anywhere!
Anywhere!
Anywhere!
Sam-I-Am:
Could
you,
would
you,
on
a
train?
Grouchy
Guy:
No,
not
on
a
train,
not
in
a
tree
Not
in
a
car,
Sam!
Let
me
be!
Not
in
a
box,
not
with
a
fox!
Not
with
a
mouse,
not
in
a
house!
Not
here
or
there,
not
anywhere!
Sam-I-Am:
In
the
dark?
Here
in
the
dark
Would
you,
could
you,
in
the
dark?
Grouchy
Guy:
I
would
not,
could
not
in
the
dark!
Sam-I-Am:
Would
you,
could
you,
in
the
rain?
Grouchy
Guy:
I
would
not,
could
not,
in
the
rain!
Not
in
the
dark,
not
on
a
train!
Not
in
a
car,
not
in
a
tree!
I
would
not
like
them,
Sam,
you
see!
Sam-I-Am:
Would
you,
could
you,
with
a
goat?
Grouchy
Guy:
I
would
not,
could
not,
with
a
goat!
I
would
not
eat
them
here
or
there
I
would
not
eat
them
anywhere!
Sam-I-Am:
Would
you,
could
you,
on
a
boat?
Grouchy
Guy:
I
would
not,
would
not
on
a
boat!
I
will
not,
will
not
with
a
goat!
Not
in
the
rain!
Not
on
a
train!
Sam-I-Am:
You
do
not
like
them,
so
you
say
Try
them,
and
you
may
Try
them,
and
you
may
I
say
Grouchy
Guy:
Sam,
if
you
will
let
me
be
I
will
try
them,
and
you
will
see
I
like
green
eggs
and
ham!
I
do.
I
like
them,
Sam-I-Am!
And
I
would
eat
them
in
a
boat
And
I
would
eat
them
with
a
goat!
And
I
will
eat
them
in
the
rain!
And
in
the
dark,
and
on
a
train!
And
in
the
car,
and
in
a
tree!
They
are
so
good,
so
good,
you
see!
So
I
will
eat
them
in
a
box
And
I
will
eat
them
with
a
fox!
Fox:
He
will
eat
them
in
a
box!
And
he
will
eat
them
with
a
fox!
With
Chorus:
And
he
will
eat
them
in
a
house!
And
he
will
eat
them
with
a
mouse!
And
he
will
eat
them
here
or
there!
Say,
he
will
eat
them
anywhere!
Grouchy
Guy:
I
do
so
like
green
eggs
and
ham
Thank
you,
thank
you,
Sam-I-Am
1 Camp Granada (Hello Mudder, Hello Fadder, Here I Am at Camp Grenada)
2 Ringo (Beatles Drummer Ringo Starr) And Pop Hates the Beatles
3 On the First Day of Christmas
4 Hungarian Goulash Number Five (Hungarian Goulash No. 5)
5 Eight Foot Two Solid Blue (Has Anybody Seen My Martian Gal)
6 Downtown (You Teenagers Go Downtown)
7 Headaches Headaches
8 Here's to the Crabgrass, Here's to the Mortgage (In Fact Here’s to Suburbia)
9 You’re Getting to be a Rabbit with Me (You Once Were the Best Bunny at the Playboy Club)
10 You Went the Wrong Way Old King Louie
11 Hello Mudder Hello Fadder, I Am Back At Camp Granada
12 I Was Never a Nazi (And Never Knew Adolf Hitler)
13 Hail to Thee Fat Person (How I Got Fat)
14 It Was Automation, I Know
15 One Hippopotami (Cannot Get on a Bus)
16 I See Bones (The Doctor Was Looking at the X - Ray)
17 Rattfink, Ratfink
18 My Son the Vampire: Spooky Halloween Song
19 There Are Pills That Make You Happy, There Are Pills That Make You Sad
20 I Call This Land America, A Nice Italian Name
21 You Gotta Have Skin (All You Really Need Is Skin)
22 Good Advice Costs Nothing And It's Worth The Price
23 Holiday for States (A Love Song for the Whole United States)
24 I'm Doctor Prentiss, The Painless Dentist
25 Go to Sleep, Go to Sleep Paul Revere (Please Don't Make All That Noise Around Here)
26 Laarge Daark Aardvark Song (The Large Dark Ardvark Song)
27 Call Me, Call Me
28 I'm On the Drinking Man's Diet, And I'm Half Stoned
29 One I Had a Secret Code
30 Chim Chim Cheree
31 Signs (My Love Gave Me a Sign)
32 Second Hand Nose (Like Barbra Streisand's Second Hand Rose)
33 Mononucleosis Is the Kissing Disease Virus
34 Oh Boy, Oh Boy, Oh Boy
35 Mexican Hat Dance (Mexicans Dance on Their Hats)
36 Harvey & Shiela (Hava Nagila)
37 Tit Willow (The Bronx Bird Watcher)
38 Pop Hates the Beatles (Pop Goes the Weasel)
39 Hello Mother Hello Father (A Letter from Camp Granada)
40 Cat in the Hat (Aka Chat Chapeau, I'm a Cat in a Hat)
41 Calculatus Eliminatus (The Way to Find a Missing Something is to Find Out Where It's Not)
42 It Can Be Done (Anything Anything Anything Under the Sun)
43 I'm a Punk (Nobody Loves Me, Not One Tiny Hunk)
44 Gradunza (Moss - Covered Three - Handled Family Grudunza)
45 Sweep Sweep Up the Memories
46 Beautiful Kittenfish, Sleep Baby Sleep
47 Nothing to Be Done (How Can You Have Fun When There's Nothin' to Be Done?)
48 The Sneetches
49 Green Eggs and Ham (Sam I Am)
50 Tale of the Zax
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