Текст песни Hole Number One - TurtleFrogMan

My dad teed off
On hole #1.
It was a cannonball straight down the fairway, "purdy as you please "

I teed off
On hole #1
Was a horrible hook to the left and then into the trees

My dad's second shot
On hole #1
Was a three iron screamer hit 200 yards maybe more

My second shot
On hole #1
Richoted off the roof of a golf cart and I had to yell "FORE".

My dad's third shot
On hole #1
Was a 5 iron left to right fade hit with just the right force

My third shot
On hole #1
Interrupted the play of a foursome on the opposite course

My dad's next shot
On hole #1
Was an 8 iron leaving him short of the green with a chip

My fourth shot
On hole #1
Knocked a squirrel off a tree limb and onto the ground in a flip

My Dad's fifth shot
On hole number 1
Left him short of the flag stick in only a matter of putts

My fifth shot
On hole number 1
Hit an innocent passerby square in his innocent nuts

My dad's sixth shot
On Hole #1
Was a 20 foot bogey putt that rolled seamlessly into the cup

On My sixth shot
On hole #1
I threw my club down in anger and then picked up my ball and gave up

As we boarded the cart to leave
Hole # 1
I said "I'm sorry I'm a fuck-up, I hope I didn't ruin our game".

As the cart pulled away from
Hole #1
He said, "Yeah, you're a fuck-up but I'm proud of you son all the same".