Lyrics Punky's Whips Intro (Live) - Frank Zappa

This next, the next tune we're gonna do is entitled "Punky's Whips"
And this is a very special event because tonight is Terry Bozzio's birthday
Terry is our drummer
Terry is the Birthday Boy tonight
And I'm sure we all wish him well!
However, let's be honest about it, friends and neighbors
That poor son of a bitch is sick
Because, you know
I've heard of some really perverted things in the rock 'n roll business
But his true story is about the worst that I've heard

And this song that we're gonna do tells
Well, not his complete life story
But the story of his most recent exploits in the rock 'n roll field
And to help us out with the set-up for the story
And this is a true story, to help us out with the set-up
We have imported to you, direct from NBC
Non other than the golden voice of Mr. Don Pardo!

Don, are you back there?
Test your microphone, Don, tell me if you're with us
In today's rapidly changing world
Hey! Wait, wait! Wait! Not yet
OK, just wanted to see if it was workin'
Here we go
"Punky's Whips"
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