Lyrics Find Her Finer (Deluxe Bonus Version/Live) - Frank Zappa

Find her finer, sneak up behind her
Wrap like a mummy 'til you finally unwind her
Find her, blind her, see who designed her
Act like a dummy 'til you finally grind her

If you should see a girl on the street
Now maybe you might think she is sweet
But if you want a piece of her meat
Now really what should you do?

Don't never let her know you are smart
The universe is nowhere to start
You gotta play it straight from the heart
Or she gon'doody on you

(That's why you gotta)

Find her finer, sneak up behind her
Wrap like a mummy 'til you finally unwind her
Find her, blind her, see who designed her
Act like a dummy 'til you finally grind her

Now maybe you might think this is crude
And maybe you might think I am rude
And maybe this approach I have spewed
Is not the one for you

But believe me, later on you're gonna find
As you impress her with your mind
That you will just be left behind
For a wiser fool

(So you might as well)

Find her finer, sneak up behind her
Wrap like a mummy 'til you finally unwind her
Find her, blind her, see who designed her
Act like a dummy 'til you finally grind her

Find her finer, sneak up behind her
Wrap like a mummy 'til you finally unwind her
Find her, blind her, see who designed her
Act like a dummy 'til you finally grind her

Find her finer, sneak up behind her
Wrap like a mummy 'til you finally unwind her
Find her, blind her, see who designed her
Act like a dummy 'til you finally grind her

Find her finer (sneak up behind her)
(Wrap like a mummy 'til you finally)
(Find her, blind her)

Wait, I wanna get some really good shots of the band

Go ahead, get some good shots of the band, I don't care

You know
Some people'll do anything to get good shots of a band

Ladies and gentlemen, this is my wife Gail
She's down here tonight
She's disguised as Linda McCartney

And, uh
I just wanted to say one thing before we end the song

Well, we always have

You'll know, you'll know that the golden age of rock and roll is upon you
When Paul McCartney comes out on stage and does that to Linda
Then you'll know

Meanwhile, Gail, I hope you get some really good shots of the band