Lyrics The Moment You've All Been Waiting For (Live) - Frank Zappa

And now, ladies and gentlemen
The moment that you've all been waiting for-

Don Pardo, who as you might know is one of the-
Fixtures for the past 33 years
The fixtures at NBC television
One of the-
One of those voices that you just can't escape
And nobody ever gets to see Don Pardo
He's always hiding in the back
Yes, there! He has a picture of Don
Isn't that sweet?
That's when he first arrived at NBC in 1933
Tonight Don is going to make the big step forward
He's going to come out, he's going to expose himself
He may even circulate among you
We don't know how crazy he could get
He is also going to sing on this song
And the name of this song is "I'm The Slime"
One, two, three, four