Constitutional Peasants - Monty Pythontranslation in French
Arthur:
Old
woman!
Arthur:
Vieille
femme!
Dennis:
MAN!
Dennis:
MEC!
Arthur:
Man,
sorry.
What
knight
lives
in
that
castle
over
there?
Arthur:
Mec,
désolé.
Quel
chevalier
vit
dans
ce
château
là-bas?
Dennis:
I'm
37.
Dennis:
J'ai
37
ans.
Arthur:
What?
Arthur:
Quoi?
Dennis:
I'm
37,
I'm
not
old!
Dennis:
J'ai
37
ans,
je
ne
suis
pas
vieux!
Arthur:
Well,
I
can't
just
call
you
"man".
Arthur:
Eh
bien,
je
peux
pas
juste
t'appeler
"mec".
Dennis:
You
could
say
"Dennis".
Dennis:
Tu
pourrais
dire
"Dennis".
Arthur:
I
didn't
know
you
were
called
Dennis.
Arthur:
Je
ne
savais
pas
que
tu
t'appelais
Dennis.
Dennis:
Well
you
didn't
bother
to
find
out,
did
you?
Dennis:
Eh
bien,
tu
n'as
pas
pris
la
peine
de
le
découvrir,
n'est-ce
pas?
Arthur:
I
did
say
I'm
sorry
about
the
"old
woman"
thing,
but
from
behind
you
looked...
Arthur:
J'ai
dit
que
j'étais
désolé
pour
le
truc
de
la
"vieille
femme"
, mais
de
derrière
tu
as
regardé...
Dennis:
What
I
object
to
is
you
automatically
treatin'
me
like
an
inferior.
Dennis:
Ce
à
quoi
je
m'oppose,
c'est
que
tu
me
traites
automatiquement
comme
un
inférieur.
Arthur:
Well,
I
am
king.
Arthur:
Eh
bien,
je
suis
roi.
Dennis:
Oh,
king,
eh?
Very
nice.
And
how'd
you
get
that,
eh?
By
exploiting
the
workers!
By
hanging
on
to
outdated
imperialist
dogma
which
perpetuates
the
economic
and
social
differences
in
our
society!
If
there's
ever
going
to
be
any
progress...
Dennis:
Oh,
roi,
hein?
Très
sympa.
Et
comment
as-tu
eu
ça,
hein?
En
exploitant
les
travailleurs!
En
s'accrochant
à
un
dogme
impérialiste
dépassé
qui
perpétue
les
différences
économiques
et
sociales
de
notre
société!
Si
jamais
il
doit
y
avoir
des
progrès...
Dennis'
Mother:
Dennis,
Dennis,
there's
some
lovely
filth
down
here!
Oh.
How'd
you
do?
La
mère
de
Dennis:
Dennis,
Dennis,
il
y
a
une
belle
saleté
ici
en
bas!
Oh.
Comment
as-tu
fait?
Arthur:
How
do
you
do,
good
lady?
I
am
Arthur,
king
of
the
Britons.
Whose
castle
is
that?
Arthur:
Comment
vas-tu,
brave
dame?
Je
suis
Arthur,
roi
des
Bretons.
À
qui
est
ce
château?
Dennis'
Mother:
King
of
the
who?
La
mère
de
Dennis:
Roi
des
who?
Arthur:
The
Britons.
Arthur:
Les
Britanniques.
Dennis'
Mother:
Who
are
the
Britons?
La
mère
de
Dennis:
Qui
sont
les
Britanniques?
Arthur:
Well,
we
are.
You
are
all
Britons
and
I
am
your
king.
Arthur:
Eh
bien,
nous
le
sommes.
Vous
êtes
tous
Britanniques
et
je
suis
votre
roi.
Dennis'
Mother:
I
didn't
know
we
had
a
king.
I
thought
we
were
an
autonomous
collective.
La
mère
de
Dennis:
Je
ne
savais
pas
que
nous
avions
un
roi.
Je
pensais
que
nous
étions
un
collectif
autonome.
Dennis:
You're
fooling
yourself.
We're
living
in
a
dictatorship!
A
self-perpetuating
autocracy
in
which
the
working
classes...
Dennis:
Tu
te
trompes
toi-même.
On
vit
dans
une
dictature!
Une
autocratie
auto-entretenue
dans
laquelle
les
classes
ouvrières...
Dennis'
Mother:
Oh
there
you
go,
bringing
class
into
it
again!
La
mère
de
Dennis:
Oh
là
là,
tu
vas
y
remettre
la
classe!
Dennis:
But
that's
what
it's
all
about!
If
only
people
would
realise...
Dennis:
Mais
c'est
de
ça
qu'il
s'agit!
Si
seulement
les
gens
s'en
rendaient
compte...
Arthur:
Please,
please,
good
people.
I
am
in
haste.
Who
lives
in
that
castle?
Arthur:
S'il
vous
plait,
s'il
vous
plait,
braves
gens.
Je
suis
pressé.
Qui
habite
dans
ce
château?
Dennis'
Mother:
No
one
lives
there.
La
mère
de
Dennis:
Personne
n'habite
là-bas.
Arthur:
Then
who
is
your
lord?
Arthur:
Alors
qui
est
ton
seigneur?
Dennis'
Mother:
We
don't
have
a
lord.
La
mère
de
Dennis:
Nous
n'avons
pas
de
seigneur.
Arthur:
What?!
Arthur:
Quoi?!
Dennis:
I
told
you.
We're
an
anarcho-syndicalist
commune.
We
take
it
in
turns
to
act
as
sort-of-executive
officer
for
the
week...
Dennis:
Je
te
l'ai
dit.
Nous
sommes
une
commune
anarcho-syndicaliste.
Nous
agissons
à
tour
de
rôle
en
tant
que
sorte
de
dirigeant
exécutif
pour
la
semaine...
Arthur:
Yes.
Arthur:
Oui.
Dennis:
...
But
all
the
decisions
of
that
officer
have
to
be
ratified
at
a
special
biweekly
meeting...
Dennis:
...
Mais
toutes
les
décisions
de
cet
officier
doivent
être
ratifiées
lors
d'une
réunion
spéciale
bimensuelle...
Arthur:
Yes,
I
see.
Arthur:
Oui,
je
vois.
Dennis:...
by
a
simple
majority,
in
the
case
of
purely
internal
affairs...
Dennis:...
à
la
majorité
simple,
dans
le
cas
d'affaires
purement
internes...
Arthur:
Be
quiet.
Arthur:
Tais-toi.
Dennis:...
but
by
a
two
thirds
majority,
in
the
case
of
more
major
-
Dennis:...
mais
à
la
majorité
des
deux
tiers,
dans
le
cas
de
décisions
plus
importantes
-
Arthur:
Be
quiet!
I
order
you
to
be
quiet!
Arthur:
Tais-toi!
Je
t'ordonne
de
te
taire!
Dennis'
Mother:
Order,
eh?
Who
does
he
think
he
is?
La
mère
de
Dennis:
Ordre,
hein?
Pour
qui
se
prend-il?
Arthur:
I
am
your
king!
Arthur:
Je
suis
ton
roi!
Dennis'
Mother:
Well
I
didn't
vote
for
you.
La
mère
de
Dennis:
Eh
bien,
je
n'ai
pas
voté
pour
toi.
Arthur:
You
don't
vote
for
kings!
Arthur:
Tu
ne
votes
pas
pour
les
rois!
Dennis'
Mother:
How'd
you
become
king,
then?
La
mère
de
Dennis:
Comment
es-tu
devenu
roi,
alors?
Arthur:
The
Lady
of
the
Lake,...
her
arm
clad
in
the
purest
shimmering
samite,
held
aloft
Excalibur
from
the
bosom
of
the
water
signifying
by
Divine
Providence
that
I,
Arthur,
was
to
carry
Excalibur.
THAT
is
why
I
am
your
king!
Arthur:
La
Dame
du
Lac,...
son
bras
vêtu
de
la
samite
chatoyante
la
plus
pure,
tenait
Excalibur
en
l'air
du
sein
de
l'eau,
signifiant
par
la
Divine
Providence
que
moi,
Arthur,
devais
porter
Excalibur.
C'est
pourquoi
je
suis
votre
roi!
Dennis:
Listen.
Strange
women
lying
in
ponds
distributing
swords
is
no
basis
for
a
system
of
government.
Supreme
executive
power
derives
from
a
mandate
from
the
masses,
not
from
some
farcical
aquatic
ceremony.
Dennis:
Écoute.
Des
femmes
étranges
allongées
dans
des
étangs
distribuant
des
épées
ne
sont
pas
la
base
d'un
système
de
gouvernement.
Le
pouvoir
exécutif
suprême
découle
d'un
mandat
des
masses,
et
non
d'une
cérémonie
aquatique
grotesque.
Arthur:
Be
quiet!
Arthur:
Tais-toi!
Dennis:
You
can't
expect
to
wield
supreme
executive
power
just
'cause
some
watery
tart
threw
a
sword
at
you!
Dennis:
Tu
ne
peux
pas
t'attendre
à
exercer
le
pouvoir
exécutif
suprême
juste
parce
qu'une
tarte
aqueuse
t'a
jeté
une
épée!
Arthur:
Shut
up!
Arthur:
La
ferme!
Dennis:
I
mean,
if
I
went
'round
saying
I
was
an
emperor
just
because
some
moistened
bint
had
lobbed
a
scimitar
at
me,
they'd
put
me
away!
Dennis:
Je
veux
dire,
si
je
faisais
le
tour
en
disant
que
j'étais
un
empereur
juste
parce
qu'une
bint
humidifiée
m'avait
lancé
un
cimeterre,
ils
me
mettraient
à
l'écart!
Arthur:
Shut
up!
Will
you
shut
up?!
Dennis:
Ah,
now
we
see
the
violence
inherent
in
the
system!
Arthur:
La
ferme!
Vas-tu
la
fermer?!
Dennis:
Ah,
maintenant
nous
voyons
la
violence
inhérente
au
système!
Arthur:
Shut
up!
Arthur:
La
ferme!
Dennis:
Oh!
Come
and
see
the
violence
inherent
in
the
system!
HELP,
HELP,
I'M
BEING
REPRESSED!
Dennis:
Oh!
Venez
voir
la
violence
inhérente
au
système!
AU
SECOURS,
AU
SECOURS,
JE
SUIS
RÉPRIMÉ!
Arthur:
BLOODY
PEASANT!!
Arthur:
PAYSAN
SANGUINAIRE!!
Dennis:
Oh,
what
a
giveaway.
Did
you
hear
that?
Did
you
hear
that,
eh?
That's
what
I'm
on
about!
Did
you
see
him
repressing
me?
You
saw
it,
didn't
you?
Dennis:
Oh,
quel
cadeau.
Tu
as
entendu
ça?
Tu
as
entendu
ça,
hein?
C'est
de
ça
que
je
parle!
Tu
l'as
vu
me
réprimer?
Tu
l'as
vu,
n'est-ce
pas?
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1 Look On the Bright Side of Life (All Things Dull and Ugly) [From "Life Of Brian" Original Motion Picture Soundtrack]
2 Spanish Inquisition (Ending)
3 1972 Eclipse of the Sun
4 Argument (Live At Drury Lane, London, UK / 1974)
5 Massage From The Swedish Prime Minister - Pt. 2
6 Theme Song 'Liberty Bell' (Live At Drury Lane, London, UK / 1974)
7 Parrot
8 Martydom of St Victor
9 Otto Song (Demo / Python Sing)
10 Announcement (From "Monty Python And The Holy Grail" Original Motion Picture Soundtrack)
11 Introduction
12 The Knights Who Say "Ni" (From "Monty Python And The Holy Grail" Original Motion Picture Soundtrack)
13 I Bet You They Won't Play This Song On the Radio
14 I'm So Worried
15 Witch Burning
16 Constitutional Peasants
17 Brian Song (Pt.2 / From "Life Of Brian" Original Motion Picture Soundtrack)
18 Introduction - Pt. 1
19 Wrestling - Live
20 Communist Quiz (Including 'World In Action') - Live
21 Introduction (Apology)
22 Spanish Inquisition - Pt. 1 / Extended
23 Idiot Song - Live
24 Gumby Theatre
25 Albatross - Live
26 Nudge Nudge (Live At Drury Lane, London, UK / 1974)
27 Contradiction
28 Abattoire
29 Cocktail Bar - Live
30 Travel Agent - Live
31 Spanish Inquisition - Pt. 2
32 Ethel the Frog
33 Spot The Brain Cell - Live
34 Bruce's Song - Live
35 Mary Queen of Scots (Extended)
36 Sound Quiz
37 Four Yorkshiremen - Live
38 Election Special (Medley) - Live
39 Be A Great Actor
40 Neville Shunt
41 Lumberjack Song - Live
42 Festival Hall Emille
43 Spam Sketch
44 Theme Song 'Liberty Bell', Pt. 2 (Live)
45 Spam Song
46 UK Tour Interview Promo
47 Camp Judges
48 Stake Your Claim
49 Lifeboat
50 Arrival At Castle
51 Camp Judges - Pt. 2
52 Undertaker
53 Knees Up Mother Brown Sketch
54 Logician
55 Camelot
56 Treadmill Lager
57 Camelot Song
58 Bishop At Home (Mr. Stoddard)
59 Arthur And God
60 Court Room Sketch
61 Undertaker (Dead Bishops On The Landing)
62 Classic (Silbury Hill)
63 French Castle
64 Introduction - Monty Python's Previous Record
65 Are You Embarrassed Easily?
66 A Book At Bedtime
67 Apology
68 Story So Far
69 England 1747: Denis Moore
70 Money Program
71 Brave Sir Robin
72 Money Song
73 Marilyn Monroe
74 Denis Moore - Pt. 2
75 Denis Moore Song - Robin Hood Theme
76 Sir Lancelot & Swamp
77 Tim The Enchanter
78 Australian Table Wine
79 Denis Moore Song - Robin Hood Theme Pt. 2
80 Drama Critic
81 Argument
82 Hand Grenade Of Antioch
83 End Of Quest
84 How To Do It
85 Denis Moore Song - Robin Hood Theme Pt. 3
86 Arthur's Song
87 Documentary - Terry Jones And Michael Palin
88 Pepperpots
89 Personal Freedom
90 Run Away Song
91 Brian Song
92 Denis Moore Song - Robin Hood Theme Pt. 4
93 Eric the Half a Bee Sketch
94 The Wise Men At the Manger (From "Life Of Brian" Original Motion Picture Soundtrack)
95 Eric the Half a Bee
96 Sermon On the Mount (Big Nose) [From "Life Of Brian" Original Motion Picture Soundtrack]
97 What Do You Do Quiz
98 Travel Agent
99 Stone Salesman
100 Stoning (From "Life Of Brian" Original Motion Picture Soundtrack)
101 Massage From The Swedish Prime Minister
102 Ex-Leper
103 Silly Noises
104 You Mean You Were Raped? (Nortius Maximus)
105 An Elk Sketch
106 Yangtse Kiang Sketch
107 Link To Revolutionaries In the Amphitheatre (Loretta)
108 Revolutionaries In the Amphitheatre (Loretta)
109 Yangtse Kiang Song
110 Romans Go Home
111 What Have the Romans Ever Done For Us?
112 A Minute Past
113 Ben
114 Brian Before Pilate (Throw Him To the Floor)
115 Alistair Cook Attacked By A Duck
116 Wonderful World Of Sound
117 Prophets
118 Beard Salesman
119 Certified Stiff
120 Massage From The Swedish Prime Minister - Pt. 3
121 Brian's Prophecy (From "Life Of Brian" Original Motion Picture Soundtrack)
122 Happy Valley
123 The Hermit
124 Baxter's
125 He's Not the Messiah (From "Life Of Brian" Original Motion Picture Soundtrack)
126 He's a Very Naughty Boy (From "Life Of Brian" Original Motion Picture Soundtrack)
127 Meteorology
128 Blood, Devastation, War & Horror
129 Pilate Sentences Brian
130 The Great Debate
131 Nisus Wettus
132 Pilate With the Crowd (Welease Wodger) [From "Life Of Brian" Original Motion Picture Soundtrack]
133 Mortuary Visit
134 Flying Fox Of The Yard
135 Nisus Wettus With the Gaolers
136 Release Brian
137 Is There
138 Teach Yourself Heath
139 Not So Bad Once You're Up (From "Life Of Brian" Original Motion Picture Soundtrack)
140 Revs Salute Brian
141 The Book Ad
142 Big Red Bowl
143 Cheeky Is Released
144 Mandy To Her Son
145 Pepperpots - Pt. 2
146 Pellagra
147 Election Forum
148 Otto Sketch
149 Otto Song
150 Dead Bishops/Rats
151 Elephantplasty
152 Novel Writing
153 Brian Song - Alternate Version
154 Radio Ad: Record Shop
155 Word Association
156 Bruce's Sketch
157 Radio Ad: Twice As Good
158 Sit On My Face
159 Bruce's Song
160 Henry Kissinger
161 Ralph Mellish
162 Doctor Quote
163 String
164 Never Be Rude To An Arab
165 Cheese Emporium
166 Wasp / Tiger Club
167 I Like Chinese
168 Raspberry
169 The Bishop
170 Great Actors
171 Medical Love Song
172 Background To History
173 Finland
174 Record Shop
175 First World War
176 Mrs. Niggerbaiter
177 Oscar Wilde
178 Here Comes Another One
179 Bookshop
180 Pet Shop
181 Do What John
182 Phone In
183 Psychopath
184 Rock Notes
185 Muddy Knees
186 TelePrompTer Football Results
187 Crocodile
188 Radio Tuning Radio 4 - Announcer Graham Chapman / Radio Time Announcer Terry Jones
189 Decomposing Composers
190 Radio Shop
191 Introduction (Monty Python / Live At Drury Lane) [Live At Drury Lane, London, UK / 1974]
192 Bells
193 Traffic Lights
194 Llamas (Including 'Granada') - Live
195 Gumby - Flower Arranging - Live
196 All Things Dull and Ugly
197 A Scottish Farewell
198 Terry Jones - Link - Live
199 Contractual Obligation - Terry Jones and Graham Chapman Promotional Interview
200 Secret Service - Live
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