Perfect Puppy

And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry
The part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a Silly Song
We join Larry in his search for a vegetable's best friend

The perfect puppy
I woke up dreaming of a friend
The perfect puppy
The happy hours we could spend

I've been a little lonely
I thought if I could only
Only look up and see
The perfect puppy for me

How 'bout a French Poodle
It's really smart and curly
Je ne parle pas francais
I hear they wake up early

Maybe Dalmatian
It rides around on Fire Trucks
Those spots make me dizzy
Those sirens drive me nuts

You like chihuahua
It's as tiny as can be
Si signor, it's mucho small
I might squish it accidentally

Okay, a Great Dane
It's really, really big
Yeah, but feeding it
And feeding it would become my only gig (oh, oh, that won't be good)

The perfect puppy
To always be right by my side
The perfect puppy
To find those toys that try to hide

My heart is so wide open
I spend each moment hoping
Hoping I'll look up and see
The perfect puppy for me

Have you ever seen a Shar Pei
It has really wrinkled skin
I'd like to iron out those wrinkles
But where to begin

A Chow Chow
It looks like a lion but it's nice
I only have time to feed it once
And a chow chow eats food twice

Havanese
Pekinese
Maltese
No, None of these

Shih Tzu
Cockapoo
No, these won't do
What's wrong with you

Maybe I'm afraid of hair
Pick up poo, I wouldn't dare
But my biggest fear might be
Will I love it and will it love me?
Larry? (Sorry)

He's awesome
Hey Pal, I'll tell you what
Some say you're just a mutt
But when I look up I see
The perfect puppy for me

This has been Silly Songs with Larry
Tune in next to hear Bob say, "He looks familiar to me"
I think he might be a cucumber
Does he look familiar to you?