My Baby Elf

And now it′s time for silly songs for elves, the part of the show where Ilicorn comes out and sings a silly song for elves
I asked my baby
My baby elf
A couple questions
About myself
If I was handsome, if I was nice
I was looking for her advice
She looked at me and shook her head
And this is what she said:
(Speaks gibberish)
She yelled so loud she hurt my ears
My eyes are welled up all full of tears
But I don't mind none, ′cuz she's my elf
My uppity bubitty bulubub elf
When I go walkin' all by myself
I′m busy thinkin′ about my elf
I keep her picture up on my shelf
I'm always dreamin′ about my elf
I won't forget the way she says those words to me
(Speaks gibberish)
Don′t know exactly what she said
Just know it kinda hurts my head
I'll take an aspirin, ′cuz she's my elf
My uppity bubitty what
Hold on a minute!
What'ya doin′
I knew it, I knew it
What?
You should be ashamed of yourself, you′re no elf, you're an elvis impersonator, you′re sick of me, deceitful one!
Oh right, like you're a real elf, give the gourd a bow and arrow and he′s a real elf!
This has been silly songs for elves behold, Legolam, how about the my bow shall sing with your puppilord!
Don't you point that thing at me, help!