Lyrics Barmaid At The Rose And Crown - George Formby
In
town
there
is
a
little
pub
Which
gives
much
satisfaction
The
men
don't
go
there
for
the
beer
The
barmaid's
the
attraction
Her
age
is,
oh
well,
quite
all
that
And
more
on
Monday
morning
She
knows
her
onions,
take
my
word
She's
heard
the
gypsy's
warning
She
lays
on
powder
as
thick
as
crust
I've
smacked
her
cheek
and
what
a
fuss
I
couldn't
see
her
face
for
dust
The
barmaid
at
the
Rose
and
Crown
She
wears
nice
undies
full
of
thrills
All
silken
lace
and
saucy
frills
I
know
because
I've
seen
the
bills
And
paid
'em
at
the
Rose
and
Crown
There
is
a
tavern
in
the
town,
in
the
town
And
in
that
tavern
there's
a
bust
forty
inches
round
She's
got
a
figure
fine
and
fair
There's
lots
of
it
and
some
to
spare
It
goes
in
here
and
comes
out
there
The
barmaid
at
the
Rose
and
Crown
She
likes
to
think
that
you
are
hers
And
if
you
prove
a
quitter
She'll
cry
into
your
class
of
mild
And
turn
it
into
bitter
She'll
have
a
little
drink
with
you
And
make
you
nice
and
cosy
And
if
you
never
count
your
change
You'll
make
a
hit
with
Rosie
She
always
looks
so
very
posh
So
many
rings
she
wears,
by
gosh
Her
hands
she
never
has
to
wash
The
barmaid
at
the
Rose
and
Crown
The
pendant
round
her
neck
is
great
It's
larger
than
a
dinner
plate
She's
got
round
shoulders
with
'the
weight
The
barmaid
at
the
Rose
and
Crown
There
is
a
tavern
in
the
town,
in
the
iown
And
in
that
tavern
there's
a
lass
in
a
glittering
gown
With
jewellery
she
takes
the
bun
Her
ear-rings
weigh
quite
half
a
ton
She
lets
me
swing
on
them
for
fun
The
barmaid
atAt
the
Rose
and
Crown
Now
if
you
want
her
to
seize
And
round
her
waist
you
give
a
squeeze
You'll
hear
her
shout,
"Not
this
side
please!"
The
barmaid
at
the
Rose
and
Crown
If
she
ever
falls
for
you
A
kiss
will
last
an
hour
or
two
She's
got
her
lipstick
mixed
with
glue
The
barmaid
at
the
Rose
and
Crown
There
is
a
tavern
in
the
town,
in
the
town
And
in
that
tavern
there
are
lips
that
have
won
renown
But
if
you
tax
her
for
a
mug
And
ever
try
to
sneak
a
hug
She'll
kick
you
in
the
"bottle
and
jug"
The
barmaid
at
the
Rose
and
Crown
1 The Old Cane Bottom Chair
2 The Joo-Jar Tree
3 The Ghost
4 The Daring Young Man
5 Thanks Mr Roosevelt
6 Swing Mama
7 Swim Little Fish
8 She's Never Been Seen Since Then
9 Said the Little Brown Hen
10 Pardon Me
11 Out in the Middle East
12 Our House Is Haunted
13 Let's All Go to Reno
14 Keep Fit
15 John Willie Come On
16 You Can't Go Wrong in These
17 In the Congo
18 In a Little Wigan Garden
19 I'm the Ukelele Man
20 I'm Making Headway Now
21 I Couldn't Let the Stable Down
22 I Can Tell It By My Horoscope
23 I Blew a Little Blast On My Whistle
24 Frank On His Tank
25 Dare-Devil Dick
26 Come Hither With Your Zither
27 All Going Back
28 It Serves You Right
29 Under the Blasted Oak
30 On the Beat
31 On the Wigan Boat Express
32 They Can't Fool Me
33 Aunty Maggies Remedy
34 Andy the Handy Man
35 Oh Don't the Wind Blow Cold
36 The Lancashire Toreador
37 Why Don't Women Like Me?
38 She Got Two of Everything
39 Riding in the T.T. Races
40 Count Your Blessings and Smile
41 The Window Cleaner (No. 2)
42 My Plus Fours
43 Sitting On the Ice In the Ice Rink
44 Ace of Spades
45 The Window Cleaner
46 The Wedding of Mr Wu
47 When I'm Cleaning Windows
48 The Blue Eyed Blonde Next Door
49 The Emperor Of Lancashire
50 Believe It or Not
51 Biceps, Muscle And Brawn
52 Bless 'Em All
53 The Mad March Air
54 Chinese Laundry Blues
55 The Pleasure Cruise
56 Do De O Do
57 Emperor of Lancs
58 Fanlight Fanny
59 They Laughed When I Started To Play
60 Farmers Boy
61 Goodnight Binkie
62 With My Little Stick Of Blackpool Rock
63 With My Little Ukelele in My Hand
64 Happy Go Lucky Me
65 You Can't Fool Me
66 Hindoo Man
67 Hi-Tiddle-Hi-Ti-Island
68 You Don't Need a License for That
69 Hitting the High Spots Now
70 You're Everything To Me
71 I Always Get to Bed Half-Past Nine
72 I Promised to Be Home By Nine O'clock
73 I Told My Baby With My Ukelele
74 I Was Always a Willing Lad
75 I Went All Hot and Cold
76 I Wonder Who's Under the Balcony Now
77 If You Don't Want the Goods Don't Maul
78 I'm Saving Up for Sally
79 I'm Shy
80 Imagine Me On the Maginot Line
81 It Could Be
82 It's In the Air
83 It's Turned Out Nice Again
84 Keep Your Seats Please
85 Leaning On A Lamp Post
86 Little Wooden Toolshed In the Garden
87 Mother What Will I Do Now?
88 Mr Wu's a Window Cleaner Now
89 My Ukelele
90 Noughts And Crosses
91 On the Hms Cowheel
92 Ordinary People
93 Riding Around On a Rainbow
94 Running Round the Fountains
95 She Can't Say No
96 Sitting on the Sands All Night
97 Talking To The Moon About You
98 The Barmaid of the Rose and Crown (Alternative Version)
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