Lyrics
I
sometimes
sit
and
wonder
just
why
I
am
able,
To
get
the
lucky
breaks
I
do.
I′m
luckier
than
Roosevelt,
Or
Nuffield
or
Gable,
they've
never
been
in
love
with
you
They
may
have
lots
of
money
and
importance,
I
know
I′d
fail
where
they
succeed,
But
though
my
worldly
wealth
are
only
- fourpence,
what
more
do
I
need?
They
can
take
away
the
chairs,
The
carpet
from
the
stairs
and
all
that
they
can
see.
It
won't
mean
anything,
so
long
as
I've
got
you,
you′re
everything
to
me.
They
can
take
away
the
slates,
The
number
from
the
gate
and
even
take
the
key,
It
won′t
mean
anything
so
long
as
I've
got
you,
you′re
everything
to
me.
I
can
do
without
cigars
and
Rolls
Royce
motor
cars
And
walk
the
way
I've
done
And
although
the
weather′s
damp
I
can
do
without
my
gamp
When
you
re
everything
rolled
into
one.
I
can
give
up
all
I
bought,
Without
a
single
thought,
it's
not
so
hard
you
see.
It
won′t
mean
anything
so
long
as
I've
got
you,
you're
everything
to
me.
I
can
do
without
my
fags
or
the
bottom
to
my
bags,
I′d
even
go
T.T.
I
don′t
need
anything
so
long
as
I've
got
you,
you′re
everything
to
me.
I
can
get
along
with
now't
- aye,
And
can
even
de
without
my
Auntie
Maggie′s
Remedy
I
don't
need
anything
so
long
as
I′ve
got
you,
you're
everything
to
me.
I'd
give
up
without
a
shock,
my
stick
of
Blackpool
Rock
Although
it
gives
me
lots
of
fun.
I
can
do
without
my
pipe
or
my
weekly
plate
of
tripe
For
you′re
everything
rolled
into
one.
I
can
do
without
my
boots
or
without
my
swimming
suit,
I′d
undress
in
the
sea,
brrrrr
I
don't
need
anything
so
long
as
I′ve
got
you,
you're
everything
to
me.
You
see
- you′re
everything
to
me.
1 It's No Use Looking At Me
2 Isle Of Man
3 I Played On My Spanish Guitar
4 You Can't Keep A Growing Lad down
5 You Can't Go Wrong in These
6 In the Congo
7 In My Little Snapshot Album
8 In a Little Wigan Garden
9 I'm the Ukelele Man
10 I'm The Husband Of The Wife Of Mr. Wu
11 I'm Making Headway Now
12 I'm A Froggie
13 I Don't Like
14 I Do Do Things I Do
15 I'd Do It With A Smile
16 I Couldn't Let the Stable Down
17 Could Make a Good Living at That
18 I Can Tell It By My Horoscope
19 I Blew a Little Blast On My Whistle
20 Grandad's Flannelette Nightshirt
21 Goodnight Little Fellow Goodnight
22 Frigid Air Fanny
23 Frank On His Tank
24 Down The Old Coal Hole
25 Delivering The Morning Milk
26 Dare-Devil Dick
27 Come Hither With Your Zither
28 Bell Bottom George
29 Baby
30 All Going Back
31 Andy the Handy Man
32 Oh Don't the Wind Blow Cold
33 The Lancashire Toreador
34 Why Don't Women Like Me?
35 She Got Two of Everything
36 Riding in the T.T. Races
37 Count Your Blessings and Smile
38 The Window Cleaner (No. 2)
39 My Plus Fours
40 Sitting On the Ice In the Ice Rink
41 Ace of Spades
42 Aunty Maggies Remedy
43 They Can't Fool Me
44 On the Wigan Boat Express
45 On the Beat
46 Under the Blasted Oak
47 It Serves You Right
48 I Wish I Was Back On the Farm
49 John Willie Come On
50 Keep Fit
51 Lancashire Hot Pot Swingers
52 Let's All Go to Reno
53 Madam Moscovitch
54 Our Fanny's Gone All Yankee
55 Our House Is Haunted
56 Our Sergeant Major
57 Out in the Middle East
58 Pardon Me
59 Rhythm in the Alphabet
60 Said the Little Brown Hen
61 She's Never Been Seen Since Then
62 Swim Little Fish
63 Swimmin' With The Wimmin'
64 Swing Mama
65 Thanks Mr Roosevelt
66 Barmaid At The Rose And Crown
67 The Best Of Schemes
68 The Daring Young Man
69 The Ghost
70 The Joo-Jar Tree
71 The Left Hand Side Of Egypt
72 The Old Cane Bottom Chair
73 The Old Kitchen Kettle
74 The Wash House AT The Back
75 When We Feather Our Nest
76 The Wedding of Mr Wu
77 The Window Cleaner
78 When I'm Cleaning Windows
79 The Blue Eyed Blonde Next Door
80 The Emperor Of Lancashire
81 Believe It or Not
82 Biceps, Muscle And Brawn
83 Bless 'Em All
84 The Mad March Air
85 Chinese Laundry Blues
86 The Pleasure Cruise
87 Do De O Do
88 Emperor of Lancs
89 Fanlight Fanny
90 They Laughed When I Started To Play
91 Farmers Boy
92 Goodnight Binkie
93 With My Little Stick Of Blackpool Rock
94 With My Little Ukelele in My Hand
95 Happy Go Lucky Me
96 You Can't Fool Me
97 Hindoo Man
98 Hi-Tiddle-Hi-Ti-Island
99 Hitting the High Spots Now
100 You Don't Need a License for That
101 I Always Get to Bed Half-Past Nine
102 You're Everything To Me
103 I Promised to Be Home By Nine O'clock
104 I Told My Baby With My Ukelele
105 I Was Always a Willing Lad
106 I Went All Hot and Cold
107 I Wonder Who's Under the Balcony Now
108 If You Don't Want the Goods Don't Maul
109 I'm Saving Up for Sally
110 I'm Shy
111 Imagine Me On the Maginot Line
112 It Could Be
113 It's In the Air
114 It's Turned Out Nice Again
115 Keep Your Seats Please
116 Leaning On A Lamp Post
117 Little Wooden Toolshed In the Garden
118 Mother What Will I Do Now?
119 Mr Wu's a Window Cleaner Now
120 My Ukelele
121 Noughts And Crosses
122 On the Hms Cowheel
123 Ordinary People
124 Riding Around On a Rainbow
125 Running Round the Fountains
126 She Can't Say No
127 Sitting on the Sands All Night
128 Talking To The Moon About You
129 The Barmaid of the Rose and Crown (Alternative Version)
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