Lyrics Swing Mama - George Formby
You′re
doing
great
but
it's
out
of
a
Date,
it′s
quite
a
show,
but
it
wouldn't
go
It's
nice
and
bright,
but
it
isn′t
right,
It′s
pretty
slick,
but
it
doesn't
click
There′s
just
one
thing,
Even
a
your
age
you'd
be
all
the
rage
(What′s
that
thing?)
Though
you're
getting
old
you
could
Knock
′em
cold
(What's
that
thing?)
If
you
wanna
come
back
it's
a
thing
that
you
lack
(What′s
that
thing?)
Why,
just
that
thing′s
swing
Oh
you
needn't
start
pushing
up
daisies
although
you′re
seventy
five
Swing
Mama,
swing
papa,
keep
yourself
alive
And
you
needn't
go
all
to
blazes
although
you′re
eighty
one
Swing
Mister,
swing
sister,
give
yourself
some
fun
You
wanna
cure
sciatica,
just
take
it
away,
You
don't
need
a
rub,
but
a
rub-a-dub-dub
Watch
that
rhythm
take
it
away,
oh
you
needn′t
be
past
your
hey
day
Although
you're
ninety
five,
Swing
Mama,
swing
papa,
keep
yourself
alive
You
get
along,
But
there's
something
wrong.
It
wouldn′t
flop,
but
it′s
not
the
top
It's
pretty
swell,
But
it
wouldn′t
sell
You
sure
can
wail,
but
it's
got
no
sale
There′s
just
one
thing,
Even
a
your
age
you'd
be
all
the
rage
(What′s
that
thing?)
Though
you're
getting
old
you
could
Knock
'em
cold
(What′s
that
thing?)
If
you
wanna
come
back
it′s
a
thing
that
you
lack
(What's
that
thing?)
Why,
just
that
thing′s
swing
Oh
you
needn't
go
rootin′
tootin'
although
you′re
seventy
five
Swing
Mama,
swing
papa,
keep
yourself
alive
And
you
needn't
be
high
folluting'
although
you′re
eighty
one
Swing
mister,
swing
sister,
give
yourself
some
fun
Though
you′re
alive
and
kicking
now,
how
long
will
you
stay
Keep
yourself
young
by
a
beat
of
the
gong
and
dance
those
blues
away
It's
a
tonic,
there′s
no
disputin'
although
you′re
ninety
five
Swing
Mama,
swing
papa,
keep
yourself
alive
You
gotta
sing,
you
gotta
swing
Swing
Mama,
swing
papa,
keep
yourself
alive
1 The Old Cane Bottom Chair
2 The Joo-Jar Tree
3 The Ghost
4 The Daring Young Man
5 Thanks Mr Roosevelt
6 Swing Mama
7 Swim Little Fish
8 She's Never Been Seen Since Then
9 Said the Little Brown Hen
10 Pardon Me
11 Out in the Middle East
12 Our House Is Haunted
13 Let's All Go to Reno
14 Keep Fit
15 John Willie Come On
16 You Can't Go Wrong in These
17 In the Congo
18 In a Little Wigan Garden
19 I'm the Ukelele Man
20 I'm Making Headway Now
21 I Couldn't Let the Stable Down
22 I Can Tell It By My Horoscope
23 I Blew a Little Blast On My Whistle
24 Frank On His Tank
25 Dare-Devil Dick
26 Come Hither With Your Zither
27 All Going Back
28 It Serves You Right
29 Under the Blasted Oak
30 On the Beat
31 On the Wigan Boat Express
32 They Can't Fool Me
33 Aunty Maggies Remedy
34 Andy the Handy Man
35 Oh Don't the Wind Blow Cold
36 The Lancashire Toreador
37 Why Don't Women Like Me?
38 She Got Two of Everything
39 Riding in the T.T. Races
40 Count Your Blessings and Smile
41 The Window Cleaner (No. 2)
42 My Plus Fours
43 Sitting On the Ice In the Ice Rink
44 Ace of Spades
45 The Window Cleaner
46 The Wedding of Mr Wu
47 When I'm Cleaning Windows
48 The Blue Eyed Blonde Next Door
49 The Emperor Of Lancashire
50 Believe It or Not
51 Biceps, Muscle And Brawn
52 Bless 'Em All
53 The Mad March Air
54 Chinese Laundry Blues
55 The Pleasure Cruise
56 Do De O Do
57 Emperor of Lancs
58 Fanlight Fanny
59 They Laughed When I Started To Play
60 Farmers Boy
61 Goodnight Binkie
62 With My Little Stick Of Blackpool Rock
63 With My Little Ukelele in My Hand
64 Happy Go Lucky Me
65 You Can't Fool Me
66 Hindoo Man
67 Hi-Tiddle-Hi-Ti-Island
68 You Don't Need a License for That
69 Hitting the High Spots Now
70 You're Everything To Me
71 I Always Get to Bed Half-Past Nine
72 I Promised to Be Home By Nine O'clock
73 I Told My Baby With My Ukelele
74 I Was Always a Willing Lad
75 I Went All Hot and Cold
76 I Wonder Who's Under the Balcony Now
77 If You Don't Want the Goods Don't Maul
78 I'm Saving Up for Sally
79 I'm Shy
80 Imagine Me On the Maginot Line
81 It Could Be
82 It's In the Air
83 It's Turned Out Nice Again
84 Keep Your Seats Please
85 Leaning On A Lamp Post
86 Little Wooden Toolshed In the Garden
87 Mother What Will I Do Now?
88 Mr Wu's a Window Cleaner Now
89 My Ukelele
90 Noughts And Crosses
91 On the Hms Cowheel
92 Ordinary People
93 Riding Around On a Rainbow
94 Running Round the Fountains
95 She Can't Say No
96 Sitting on the Sands All Night
97 Talking To The Moon About You
98 The Barmaid of the Rose and Crown (Alternative Version)
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