Lyrics




There's all sorts of medicines that you can buy
No matter what ailment you've got
I know a special one you ought to try
You'll find it's the best of the lot
It's my Auntie Maggie's homemade remedy
It's guaranteed never to fail
That's the stuff that will do the trick
Sold at every chemist's for one-and-a-tick
If you've got lumbago, rheumatics or gout
Or a pain in your Robert E. Lee
Don't kick up a shindy, you'll never get windy
With Auntie Maggie's remedy
I went to the doctor, I wasn't too well
He made me lie on the settee
He said trouble's brewing - you've been overdoing
Your Auntie Maggie's remedy
When the baby starts crying and there isn't a reason
If you inspect him you'll see
The poor little chappie has covered his nappie
With Auntie Maggie's remedy
To a young lady's bedroom I went by mistake
My intentions were honest, you see
She burst out with laughter, I know what you're after
It's me Auntie Maggie's remedy
I know a girl who is putting on weight
In a place where it just shouldn't be
So I said to Nellie, now you rub your - ankle
With Auntie Maggie's remedy




George Formby - 129 of the Best Songs
Album 129 of the Best Songs
date of release
08-06-2012

1   You Can't Go Wrong in These
2   In the Congo
3   In My Little Snapshot Album
4   In a Little Wigan Garden
5   I'm the Ukelele Man
6   I'm The Husband Of The Wife Of Mr. Wu
7   I'm Making Headway Now
8   I'm A Froggie
9   I Don't Like
10   I Do Do Things I Do
11   I'd Do It With A Smile
12   I Couldn't Let the Stable Down
13   Could Make a Good Living at That
14   I Can Tell It By My Horoscope
15   I Blew a Little Blast On My Whistle
16   Grandad's Flannelette Nightshirt
17   Goodnight Little Fellow Goodnight
18   Frigid Air Fanny
19   Frank On His Tank
20   Down The Old Coal Hole
21   Delivering The Morning Milk
22   Dare-Devil Dick
23   Come Hither With Your Zither
24   Bell Bottom George
25   Baby
26   All Going Back
27   Under the Blasted Oak
28   On the Beat
29   On the Wigan Boat Express
30   They Can't Fool Me
31   Aunty Maggies Remedy
32   Andy the Handy Man
33   Oh Don't the Wind Blow Cold
34   The Lancashire Toreador
35   Why Don't Women Like Me?
36   She Got Two of Everything
37   Riding in the T.T. Races
38   Count Your Blessings and Smile
39   The Window Cleaner (No. 2)
40   My Plus Fours
41   Sitting On the Ice In the Ice Rink
42   Ace of Spades
43   It Serves You Right
44   You Can't Keep A Growing Lad down
45   I Played On My Spanish Guitar
46   Isle Of Man
47   It's No Use Looking At Me
48   I Wish I Was Back On the Farm
49   John Willie Come On
50   Keep Fit
51   Lancashire Hot Pot Swingers
52   Let's All Go to Reno
53   Madam Moscovitch
54   Our Fanny's Gone All Yankee
55   Our House Is Haunted
56   Our Sergeant Major
57   Out in the Middle East
58   Pardon Me
59   Rhythm in the Alphabet
60   Said the Little Brown Hen
61   She's Never Been Seen Since Then
62   Swim Little Fish
63   Swimmin' With The Wimmin'
64   Swing Mama
65   Thanks Mr Roosevelt
66   Barmaid At The Rose And Crown
67   The Best Of Schemes
68   The Daring Young Man
69   The Ghost
70   The Joo-Jar Tree
71   The Left Hand Side Of Egypt
72   The Old Cane Bottom Chair
73   The Old Kitchen Kettle
74   The Wash House AT The Back
75   When We Feather Our Nest
76   The Window Cleaner
77   The Wedding of Mr Wu
78   When I'm Cleaning Windows
79   The Blue Eyed Blonde Next Door
80   The Emperor Of Lancashire
81   Believe It or Not
82   Biceps, Muscle And Brawn
83   Bless 'Em All
84   The Mad March Air
85   Chinese Laundry Blues
86   The Pleasure Cruise
87   Do De O Do
88   Emperor of Lancs
89   Fanlight Fanny
90   They Laughed When I Started To Play
91   Farmers Boy
92   Goodnight Binkie
93   With My Little Stick Of Blackpool Rock
94   With My Little Ukelele in My Hand
95   Happy Go Lucky Me
96   You Can't Fool Me
97   Hindoo Man
98   Hi-Tiddle-Hi-Ti-Island
99   Hitting the High Spots Now
100   You Don't Need a License for That
101   You're Everything To Me
102   I Always Get to Bed Half-Past Nine
103   I Promised to Be Home By Nine O'clock
104   I Told My Baby With My Ukelele
105   I Was Always a Willing Lad
106   I Went All Hot and Cold
107   I Wonder Who's Under the Balcony Now
108   If You Don't Want the Goods Don't Maul
109   I'm Saving Up for Sally
110   I'm Shy
111   Imagine Me On the Maginot Line
112   It Could Be
113   It's In the Air
114   It's Turned Out Nice Again
115   Keep Your Seats Please
116   Leaning On A Lamp Post
117   Little Wooden Toolshed In the Garden
118   Mother What Will I Do Now?
119   Mr Wu's a Window Cleaner Now
120   My Ukelele
121   Noughts And Crosses
122   On the Hms Cowheel
123   Ordinary People
124   Riding Around On a Rainbow
125   Running Round the Fountains
126   She Can't Say No
127   Sitting on the Sands All Night
128   Talking To The Moon About You
129   The Barmaid of the Rose and Crown (Alternative Version)




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