Текст песни Couples Swap - TurtleFrogMan

My wife and I were playing pool, you see, our marriage had grown stale
And we agreed to have a date night to address our marriage troubles
A young couple put their quarters on the billiard table rail
And asked if they could join us in a friendly game of doubles

And this couple was attractive, they lived together I should mention
And in no time we were all of us, engaged in harmless flirting
My wife and I seemed to come alive, like we were starving for attention
And the thrill that I got watching my wife flirt was disconcerting

Between the time that had elapsed and our perception was a slight gap
The hours passed like minutes and to our shock the bar was closing
"Hey! we just bought a new hot tub why don't you come back to our place for a night cap?"
And naively we agreed to what our young friends were proposing

Let's take a momentary pause in the telling of our tale
Do you think they should continue or stop?
Will they continue unabated or will cooler heads prevail?
Are these couples really going to swap?

We followed them back to their home and once we had all inside gathered
We exchanged the typical pleasantries and we got the typical tour
And then they led us back to their hot tub and the water was already lathered
He said, "let me pour us some drinks, what is your liquor du jour?"

He returned and he gleefully shouted, "Let's get into that hot tub and drink!"
I said, "we didn't bring any swimming suits, perhaps you might have two to spare?"
And they looked at me like I was joking and he gave me a devilish wink
He said, "nobody under age 80 gets into our hot tub unless they are bare!"

Let's take a momentary pause in the telling of our tale
Do you think they will continue or stop?
Will they continue unabated or will cooler heads prevail?
Are these couples really going to swap?

Now my wife and I are conservative and keenly aware of the dangers
Of drinking too much and we normally know when we both ought to stop
But here we were on the verge of undressing in front of these virtual strangers
And it was slowly becoming apparent that this couple was eager to swap

Sometimes you commit to an action and you feel like you have to proceed
In spite of the voices you hear in your head that scream "fire only gets hotter"
I looked at my wife and she nervously smiled I could tell we both agreed
Both of us quickly undressed and slipped into the depths of the roiling water

Let's take a momentary pause in the telling of our tale
Do you think they will continue or stop?
Will they continue down this pathway or will cooler heads prevail?
Are these couples really going to swap?

So the four of us were naked beneath the froth and all the bubbles
And I broke the awkward silence with what I thought a pithy toast
"To think this all got started with a friendly game of doubles
And just then my wife jumped up and screamed as if she'd seen a ghost

She cried "I'm sorry we have stop now. Our marriage will not make it through this
He had tried to caress my wife's thigh which for her was a bridge too far
I apologized to this couple and said "we're just not the sort of people that do this"
We gathered up our clothes, left their house and went back to our car

And now we've come to what appears to be the ending of our tale
Should they have waited for the next shoe to drop?
Will their marriage show improvement or is it doomed to fail?
Did they secretly desire to Swap?