"Weird Al" Yankovic - Ebay (Parody of "I Want It That Way" By the Backstreet Boys) Lyrics

Lyrics Ebay (Parody of "I Want It That Way" By the Backstreet Boys) - "Weird Al" Yankovic



Yeah
A used, pink bathrobe
A rare, mint snow globe
A Smurf TV tray
I bought on Ebay
My house is filled with this crap
Shows up in bubble wrap
Most every day
What I bought on Ebay
Tell me why I need another pet rock
Tell me why I got that elf alarm clock
Tell me why I bid on Shatner's old toupee
They had it on Ebay
I'll buy your knick-knack
Just check my feedback
A plus plus, they all say
They love me on Ebay
Gonna buy a slightly damaged golf bag
Gonna buy some beanie babies, new with tag
From some guy I've never met in Norway
Found him on Ebay
I am the type who is liable to snipe you
With two seconds left to go, whoa
Got PayPal or Visa, whatever'll please ya
As long as I've got the dough
I'll buy your Tchotchkes
Sell me your watch, please
I'll buy (I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy)
I'm highest bidder
Junk keeps arriving in the mail (now, yeah)
From that worldwide garage sale (Dukes of Hazard ashtray)
Hey, a Dukes of Hazard ashtray (oh, yeah)
I bought it on Ebay
Wanna buy a Pac-Man Fever lunchbox
Wanna buy a case of Vintage tube socks
Wanna buy a Kleenex used by Dr. Dre (used by Dr. Dre)
Found it on Ebay
Wanna buy that Farrah Fawcet poster
Pez dispensers and a toaster
Don't know why
The kind of stuff you'd throw away (away I throw)
I'll buy on Ebay
What I bought on Ebay



Writer(s): Al Yankovic, Andreas Michael Carlsson, Martin Karl Sandberg


"Weird Al" Yankovic - The Essential Weird Al Yankovic
Album The Essential Weird Al Yankovic
date of release
26-10-2009

1 Another One Rides The Bus
2 Polkas On 45
3 Eat It
4 I Lost On Jeopardy
5 Yoda
6 One More Minute
7 Like a Surgeon
8 Dare to Be Stupid
9 Dog Eat Dog
10 Lasagna
11 Melanie
12 Fat
13 UHF
14 The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota
15 Trigger Happy
16 Smells Like Nirvana
17 You Don't Love Me Anymore
18 Bedrock Anthem
19 Frank's 2000" TV
20 Jurassic Park
21 Since You've Been Gone
22 Amish Paradise (Parody of "Gangsta's Paradise" By Coolio)
23 Gump (Parody of "Lump" By the Presidents of the United States)
24 Everything You Know Is Wrong
25 The Night Santa Went Crazy
26 Your Horoscope for Today
27 It's All About the Pentiums (An Adaptation of "It's All About the Benjamins" By Puff Daddy)
28 The Saga Begins (Lyrical Adaption of "American Pie")
29 Albuquerque
30 Ebay (Parody of "I Want It That Way" By the Backstreet Boys)
31 Bob
32 Hardware Store
33 I'll Sue Ya
34 Canadian Idiot (Parody of "American Idiot" by Green Day)
35 Pancreas
36 Don't Download This Song
37 White & Nerdy (Parody of "Ridin'" by Chamillionaire featuring Krayzie Bone)
38 Trapped In The Drive-Thru (Parody of "Trapped In The Closet" by R. Kelly)



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