Lyrics One More Minute - "Weird Al" Yankovic
Well
I
heard
that
you're
leavin'
Gonna
leave
me
far
behind
'Cause
you
found
a
brand
new
lover
You
decided
that
I'm
not
your
kind
So
I
pulled
your
name
out
of
my
Rolodex
And
I
tore
all
your
pictures
in
two
And
I
burned
down
the
malt
shop
where
we
used
to
go
Just
because
it
reminds
me
of
you
That's
right,
you
ain't
gonna
see
me
cryin'
I'm
glad
that
you
found
somebody
new
'Cause
I'd
rather
spend
eternity
eating
shards
of
broken
glass
Than
spend
one
more
minute
with
you
I
guess
I
might
seem
kinda
bitter
You
got
me
feelin'
down
in
the
dumps
'Cause
I'm
stranded
all
alone
in
the
gas
station
of
love
And
I
have
to
use
the
self
service
pumps
Oh,
so
honey,
let
me
help
you
with
that
suitcase
You
ain't
gonna
break
my
heart
in
two
'Cause
I'd
rather
get
a
hundred
thousand
paper
cuts
on
my
face
Than
spend
one
more
minute
with
you
I'd
rather
rip
out
my
intestines
with
a
fork
Than
watch
you
going
out
with
other
men
I'd
rather
slam
my
fingers
in
a
door
Again
and
again
and
again
and
again
and
again
Oh,
can't
you
see
what
I'm
tryin'
to
say,
darlin'
I'd
rather
have
my
blood
sucked
out
by
leeches
Shove
an
icepick
under
a
toenail
or
two
I'd
rather
clean
all
the
bathrooms
In
Grand
Central
Station
with
my
tongue
Than
spend
one
more
minute
with
you
Yes,
I'd
rather
jump
naked
on
a
huge
pile
of
thumbtacks
Or
stick
my
nostrils
together
with
crazy
glue
I'd
rather
dive
into
a
swimming
pool
filled
With
double
edged
razor
blades
Than
spend
one
more
minute
with
you
I'd
rather
rip
my
heart
right
out
of
my
ribcage
With
my
bare
hands
and
then
throw
it
on
the
floor
And
stomp
on
it
'till
I
die
Than
spend
one
more
minute
with
you
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2 Polkas On 45
3 Eat It
4 I Lost On Jeopardy
5 Yoda
6 One More Minute
7 Like a Surgeon
8 Dare to Be Stupid
9 Dog Eat Dog
10 Lasagna
11 Melanie
12 Fat
13 UHF
14 The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota
15 Trigger Happy
16 Smells Like Nirvana
17 You Don't Love Me Anymore
18 Bedrock Anthem
19 Frank's 2000" TV
20 Jurassic Park
21 Since You've Been Gone
22 Amish Paradise (Parody of "Gangsta's Paradise" By Coolio)
23 Gump (Parody of "Lump" By the Presidents of the United States)
24 Everything You Know Is Wrong
25 The Night Santa Went Crazy
26 Your Horoscope for Today
27 It's All About the Pentiums (An Adaptation of "It's All About the Benjamins" By Puff Daddy)
28 The Saga Begins (Lyrical Adaption of "American Pie")
29 Albuquerque
30 Ebay (Parody of "I Want It That Way" By the Backstreet Boys)
31 Bob
32 Hardware Store
33 I'll Sue Ya
34 Canadian Idiot (Parody of "American Idiot" by Green Day)
35 Pancreas
36 Don't Download This Song
37 White & Nerdy (Parody of "Ridin'" by Chamillionaire featuring Krayzie Bone)
38 Trapped In The Drive-Thru (Parody of "Trapped In The Closet" by R. Kelly)
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