Lyrics Like a Surgeon - "Weird Al" Yankovic
I
finally
made
it
through
med
school
Somehow
I
made
it
through
I'm
just
an
intern
I
still
make
a
mistake
or
two
I
was
last
in
my
class
Barely
passed
at
the
institute
Now
I'm
trying
to
avoid,
yeah,
I'm
trying
to
avoid
A
malpractice
suit
Hey,
like
a
surgeon
Cuttin'
for
the
very
first
time
Like
a
surgeon
Organ
transplants
are
my
line
Better
give
me
all
your
gauze,
nurse
This
patient's
fading
fast
Complications
have
set
in
Don't
know
how
long
he'll
last
Let
me
see
that
I.V.
Here
we
go,
time
to
operate
I'll
pull
his
insides
out
Pull
his
insides
out
And
see
what
he
ate
Like
a
surgeon,
hey
Cuttin'
for
the
very
first
time
Like
a
surgeon
Here's
a
waiver
for
you
to
sign
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh
It's
a
fact,
I'm
a
quack
The
disgrace
of
the
A.M.A.
'Cause
my
patients
die
Yeah,
my
patients
die
Before
they
can
pay
Like
a
surgeon,
hey
Cuttin'
for
the
very
first
time
Like
a
surgeon
Got
your
kidneys
on
my
mind
Like
a
surgeon,
ooh,
like
a
surgeon
When
I
reach
inside
With
my
scalpel,
and
my
forceps,
and
retractors
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Ooh,
baby
Yeah
I
can
hear
your
heartbeat
For
the
very
last
time
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1 Another One Rides The Bus
2 Polkas On 45
3 Eat It
4 I Lost On Jeopardy
5 Yoda
6 One More Minute
7 Like a Surgeon
8 Dare to Be Stupid
9 Dog Eat Dog
10 Lasagna
11 Melanie
12 Fat
13 UHF
14 The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota
15 Trigger Happy
16 Smells Like Nirvana
17 You Don't Love Me Anymore
18 Bedrock Anthem
19 Frank's 2000" TV
20 Jurassic Park
21 Since You've Been Gone
22 Amish Paradise (Parody of "Gangsta's Paradise" By Coolio)
23 Gump (Parody of "Lump" By the Presidents of the United States)
24 Everything You Know Is Wrong
25 The Night Santa Went Crazy
26 Your Horoscope for Today
27 It's All About the Pentiums (An Adaptation of "It's All About the Benjamins" By Puff Daddy)
28 The Saga Begins (Lyrical Adaption of "American Pie")
29 Albuquerque
30 Ebay (Parody of "I Want It That Way" By the Backstreet Boys)
31 Bob
32 Hardware Store
33 I'll Sue Ya
34 Canadian Idiot (Parody of "American Idiot" by Green Day)
35 Pancreas
36 Don't Download This Song
37 White & Nerdy (Parody of "Ridin'" by Chamillionaire featuring Krayzie Bone)
38 Trapped In The Drive-Thru (Parody of "Trapped In The Closet" by R. Kelly)
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