Lyrics Hardware Store - "Weird Al" Yankovic
Nothin'
ever
(ever)
happens
in
this
town
Feelin'
low
down
(down),
not
a
lot
to
do
around
here
I
thought
that
I
would
go
right
out
of
my
mind
Until
a
friend
told
me
the
news
He
said,
"Hey,
you
know
that
vacant
lot
Right
beside
the
gas
station?
Well,
somebody
bought
it
And
on
that
spot
they're
gonna
build
a
shop
Where
we
can
go
buy
bolts
and
screws"
Since
then
I've
been
walking
on
air
(air)
I
can
barely
brush
my
teeth
or
comb
my
hair
'Cause
I'm
so
excited
and
I
really
don't
care
I've
been
waiting
since
last
June
For
this
day
to
finally
arrive
I'm
so
happy
(happy)
now
just
to
be
alive
'Cause
any
minute
now
I'm
gonna
be
inside
Well,
I
hope
they
open
soon
I
can't
wait,
(no
I)
I
can't
wait
(oh
when)
When
are
they
gonna
open
up
that
door?
I'm
goin'
(yes
I'm)
goin',
I'm
a-goin'
to
the
Goin'
to
the
(hard)
ware
I'm
goin',
really
goin'
to
the
Goin'
(hard)
I'm
goin'
to
the
(hard)
oh
yes,
I'm
goin'
to
the
Hardware
store
In
my
sleeping
bag
I
camped
out
overnight
Right
in
front
of
the
store,
then
as
soon
as
it
was
light
out
I
pressed
my
nose
right
up
against
the
glass
You
know,
I
had
to
be
first
in
line
Gonna
get
me
a
flashlight
and
a
broom
Want
a
pair
of
pliers
for
every
single
room
of
my
house
See
those
hacksaws?
Very,
very
soon
One
of
them
will
be
all
mine
Guys
with
nametags
walking
down
the
aisles
Rows
of
garden
hoses
that
go
on
for
miles
and
miles
Brand
new
socket
wrenches
in
a
plethora
of
styles
All
arranged
alphabetically
And
they're
doing
a
promotional
stunt
There's
a
great
big
purple
sign
out
front
That
says
every
27th
customer
Will
get
a
ball
peen
hammer
free
I
can't
wait,
(no
I)
I
can't
wait
(oh
when)
When
are
they
gonna
open
up
that
door?
I'm
goin'
(yes
I'm)
goin',
I'm
a-goin'
to
the
Goin'
to
the
(hard)
ware
I'm
goin',
really
goin'
to
the
Goin'
(hard)
I'm
goin'
to
the
(hard)
oh
yes,
I'm
goin'
to
the
Hardware
store
I'm
goin'
(yes
I'm)
goin',
I'm
a-goin'
to
the
Goin'
to
the
(hard)
ware
I'm
goin',
really
goin'
to
the
Goin'
(hard)
I'm
goin'
to
the
(hard)
oh
yes,
I'm
goin'
to
the
Hardware
store
(Would
you
look
at
all
that
stuff)
They've
got
allen
wrenches,
gerbil
feeders,
toilet
seats,
electric
heaters
Trash
compactors,
juice
extractor,
shower
rods
and
water
meters
Walkie-talkies,
copper
wires
safety
goggles,
radial
tires
BB
pellets,
rubber
mallets,
fans
and
dehumidifiers
Picture
hangers,
paper
cutters,
waffle
irons,
window
shutters
Paint
removers,
window
louvres,
masking
tape
and
plastic
gutters
Kitchen
faucets,
folding
tables,
weather
stripping,
jumper
cables
Hooks
and
tackle,
grout
and
spackle,
power
foggers,
spoons
and
ladles
Pesticides
for
fumigation,
high-performance
lubrication
Metal
roofing,
water
proofing,
multi-purpose
insulation
Air
compressors,
brass
connectors,
wrecking
chisels,
smoke
detectors
Tire
guages,
hamster
cages,
thermostats
and
bug
deflectors
Trailer
hitch
demagnetizers,
automatic
circumcisers
Tennis
rackets,
angle
brackets,
Duracells
and
Energizers
Soffit
panels,
circuit
brakers,
vacuum
cleaners,
coffee
makers
Calculators,
generators,
matching
salt
and
pepper
shakers
I
can't
wait,
(no
I)
I
can't
wait
(oh
when)
When
are
they
gonna
open
the
door?
I'm
goin'
(yes
I'm)
goin',
I'm
a-goin'
to
the
Goin'
to
the
(hard)
ware
I'm
goin',
really
goin'
to
the
Goin'
(hard)
I'm
goin'
to
the
(hard)
oh
yes,
I'm
goin'
to
the
Hardware
store
I'm
goin'
(yes
I'm)
goin',
I'm
a-goin'
to
the
Goin'
to
the
(hard)
ware
I'm
goin',
really
goin'
to
the
Goin'
(hard)
I'm
goin'
to
the
(hard)
oh
yes,
I'm
goin'
to
the
Hardware
store
I'm
goin'
(yes
I'm)
goin',
I'm
a-goin'
to
the
Goin'
to
the
(hard)
ware
I'm
goin',
really
goin'
to
the
Goin'
(hard)
I'm
goin'
to
the
(hard)
oh
yes,
I'm
goin'
to
the
Hardware
store
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4 I Lost On Jeopardy
5 Yoda
6 One More Minute
7 Like a Surgeon
8 Dare to Be Stupid
9 Dog Eat Dog
10 Lasagna
11 Melanie
12 Fat
13 UHF
14 The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota
15 Trigger Happy
16 Smells Like Nirvana
17 You Don't Love Me Anymore
18 Bedrock Anthem
19 Frank's 2000" TV
20 Jurassic Park
21 Since You've Been Gone
22 Amish Paradise (Parody of "Gangsta's Paradise" By Coolio)
23 Gump (Parody of "Lump" By the Presidents of the United States)
24 Everything You Know Is Wrong
25 The Night Santa Went Crazy
26 Your Horoscope for Today
27 It's All About the Pentiums (An Adaptation of "It's All About the Benjamins" By Puff Daddy)
28 The Saga Begins (Lyrical Adaption of "American Pie")
29 Albuquerque
30 Ebay (Parody of "I Want It That Way" By the Backstreet Boys)
31 Bob
32 Hardware Store
33 I'll Sue Ya
34 Canadian Idiot (Parody of "American Idiot" by Green Day)
35 Pancreas
36 Don't Download This Song
37 White & Nerdy (Parody of "Ridin'" by Chamillionaire featuring Krayzie Bone)
38 Trapped In The Drive-Thru (Parody of "Trapped In The Closet" by R. Kelly)
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