Lyrics Fat - "Weird Al" Yankovic
Your
butt
is
wide
Well,
mine
is
too
Just
watch
your
mouth
Or
I'll
sit
on
you
The
word
is
out
Better
treat
me
right
'Cause
I'm
the
king
Of
cellulite
Ham
on
Ham
on
Ham
on
whole
wheat
Yeah
Alright
My
zippers
bust
My
buckles
break
I'm
too
much
man
For
you
to
take
The
pavement
cracks
When
I
fall
down
I've
got
more
chins
Than
Chinatown
Well,
I've
never
used
a
phone
booth
And
I've
never
seen
my
toes
When
I'm
goin'
to
the
movies
I
take
up
seven
rows,
because
I'm
fat!
I'm
fat!
Sha-mon!
(Really,
really
fat)
Ya
know
I'm
fat!
I'm
fat!
You
know
it!
(Really,
really
fat)
Ya
know
I'm
fat!
I'm
fat!
Come
on
(Really,
really
fat)
Ya
know!
Don't
you
call
me
pudgy,
pordly,
or
stout
Just
tell
me
once
again
Who's
fat?
When
I
walk
out
To
get
ma'
mail
It
measures
on
The
reichter
scale
Down
at
the
beach
I'm
a
lucky
man
I'm
the
only
one
Who
gets
a
tan
If
I
have
one
more
Pie
a
la
mode
I'm
gonna
need
My
own
zipcode
When
you're
only
having
seconds
I'm
havin'
twenty-thirds
When
I
go
to
get
my
shoes
shined
I
gotta
take
their
word
because
I'm
fat!
I'm
fat!
Sha-mon!
(Really,
really
fat)
You
know
I'm
fat!
I'm
fat!
You
know
it!
(Really,
really
fat)
You
know
I'm
fat!
I'm
fat!
You
know
it!
(Really,
really
fat)
You
know!
And
my
shadow
weighs
forty-two
pounds
Lemme
tell
you
once
again
Who's
fat?
If
you
see
me
coming
your
way
Better
give
me
plenty
space
If
I
tell
you
that
I'm
hungry
Then
wont
you
feed
my
face
Because
I'm
fat!
I'm
fat!
Sha-mon!
(Really,
really
fat)
You
know
I'm
fat!
I'm
fat!
You
know
it!
(Really,
really
fat)
You
know
I'm
fat!
I'm
fat!
You
know
it!
(Really,
really
fat)
You
know!
(When
I
sit
around
the
house
I
really
sit
around
the
house)
Ya
know
I'm
fat!
I'm
fat!
Sha-mon!
(Really,
really
fat)
Ya
know
I'm
fat!
I'm
fat!
You
know
it!
You
know
it!
(Really
really
fat)
You
know!
You
know!
You
know!
(Fat,
fat,
really,
really
fat)
Come
on!
And
you
know
all
by
myself
I'ma
crowd
Lemme
tell
you
once
again
You
know
I'm
huge!
I'm
fat!
You
know
it!
(Really,
really
fat)
You
know
I'm
fat!
You
know!
(Really,
really
fat)
You
know
I'm
fat!
I'm
fat!
You
know
it!
(Really,
really
fat)
You
know!
And
the
whole
world
knows
I'm
fat
and
I'm
proud
Just
tell
me
once
again
Who's
fat?
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