Lyrics The Saga Begins (Lyrical Adaption of "American Pie") - "Weird Al" Yankovic
A
long,
long
time
ago
In
a
galaxy
far
away
Naboo
was
under
an
attack
And
I
thought
me
and
Qui-Gon
Jinn
Could
talk
the
federation
in
To
maybe
cutting
them
a
little
slack
But
their
response,
it
didn't
thrill
us
They
locked
the
doors
and
tried
to
kill
us
We
escaped
from
that
gas
Then
met
Jar
Jar
and
Boss
Nass
We
took
a
bongo
from
the
scene
And
we
went
to
Theed
to
see
the
Queen
We
all
wound
up
on
Tatooine
That's
where...
we
found...
this
boy
Oh
My
my
this
here
Anakin
guy
May
be
Vader
someday
later
- now
he's
just
a
small
fry
He
left
his
home
and
kissed
his
mommy
goodbye
Sayin'
"Soon
I'm
gonna
be
a
Jedi,
Soon
I'm
gonna
be
a
Jedi"
Did
you
know
this
junkyard
slave
Isn't
even
old
enough
to
shave
But
he
can
use
the
Force,
they
say
Ahh,
do
you
see
him
hitting
on
the
queen
Though
he's
just
nine
and
she's
fourteen
Yeah,
he's
probably
gonna
marry
her
someday
Well,
I
know
he
built
C-3PO
And
I've
heard
how
fast
his
pod
can
go
And
we
were
broke,
it's
true
So
we
made
a
wager
or
two
He
was
a
pre-pubescent
flyin'
ace
And
the
minute
Jabba
started
off
that
race
Well,
I
knew
who
would
win
first
place
Oh
yes,
it
was
our
boy
We
started
singin'
My
my
this
here
Anakin
guy
May
be
Vader
someday
later
- now
he's
just
a
small
fry
And
he
left
his
home
and
kissed
his
mommy
goodbye
Sayin'
"Soon
I'm
gonna
be
a
Jedi,
soon
I'm
gonna
be
a
Jedi"
Now
we
finally
got
to
Coruscant
The
Jedi
Council
we
knew
would
want
To
see
how
good
the
boy
could
be
So
we
took
him
there
and
we
told
the
tale
How
his
midichlorians
were
off
the
scale
And
he
might
fulfill
that
prophecy
Oh,
the
Council
was
impressed,
of
course
Could
he
bring
balance,
to
the
Force?
They
interviewed
the
kid
All
training
they
forbid
Because
Yoda
sensed
in
him
much
fear
And
Qui-Gon
said
"Now
listen
here"
Just
stick
it
in
your
pointy
ear
I
still
will
teach
this
boy"
He
was
singin'
My
my
this
here
Anakin
guy
May
be
Vader
someday
later
- now
he's
just
a
small
fry
And
he
left
his
home
and
kissed
his
mommy
goodbye
Sayin'
"Soon
I'm
gonna
be
a
Jedi,
Soon
I'm
gonna
be
a
Jedi"
We
caught
a
ride
back
to
Naboo
'Cause
Queen
Amidala
wanted
to
I
frankly
would've
liked
to
stay
We
all
fought
in
that
epic
war
And
it
wasn't
long
at
all
before
Little
Hotshot
flew
his
plane
and
saved
the
day
And
in
the
end
some
Gunguns
died
Some
ships
blew
up
and
some
pilots
fried
A
lot
of
folks
were
croakin'
The
battle
droids
were
broken
And
the
Jedi
I
admire
most
Met
up
with
Darth
Maul
and
now
he's
toast
Well,
I'm
still
here
and
he's
a
ghost
I
guess
I'll
train
this
boy
And
I
was
singin'
My
my
this
here
Anakin
guy
May
be
Vader
someday
later
- now
he's
just
a
small
fry
And
he
left
his
home
and
kissed
his
mommy
goodbye
Sayin'
"Soon
I'm
gonna
be
a
Jedi,
Soon
I'm
gonna
be
a
Jedi"
We
were
singin'
My
my
this
here
Anakin
guy
May
be
Vader
someday
later
- now
he's
just
a
small
fry
And
he
left
his
home
and
kissed
his
mommy
goodbye
Sayin'
"Soon
I'm
gonna
be
a
Jedi"
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2 Polkas On 45
3 Eat It
4 I Lost On Jeopardy
5 Yoda
6 One More Minute
7 Like a Surgeon
8 Dare to Be Stupid
9 Dog Eat Dog
10 Lasagna
11 Melanie
12 Fat
13 UHF
14 The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota
15 Trigger Happy
16 Smells Like Nirvana
17 You Don't Love Me Anymore
18 Bedrock Anthem
19 Frank's 2000" TV
20 Jurassic Park
21 Since You've Been Gone
22 Amish Paradise (Parody of "Gangsta's Paradise" By Coolio)
23 Gump (Parody of "Lump" By the Presidents of the United States)
24 Everything You Know Is Wrong
25 The Night Santa Went Crazy
26 Your Horoscope for Today
27 It's All About the Pentiums (An Adaptation of "It's All About the Benjamins" By Puff Daddy)
28 The Saga Begins (Lyrical Adaption of "American Pie")
29 Albuquerque
30 Ebay (Parody of "I Want It That Way" By the Backstreet Boys)
31 Bob
32 Hardware Store
33 I'll Sue Ya
34 Canadian Idiot (Parody of "American Idiot" by Green Day)
35 Pancreas
36 Don't Download This Song
37 White & Nerdy (Parody of "Ridin'" by Chamillionaire featuring Krayzie Bone)
38 Trapped In The Drive-Thru (Parody of "Trapped In The Closet" by R. Kelly)
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