Lyrics Trigger Happy - "Weird Al" Yankovic
Got
an
AK-47,
well
you
know
it
makes
me
feel
alright
Got
an
Uzi
by
my
pillow,
helps
me
sleep
a
little
better
at
night
There's
no
feeling
any
greater
Than
to
shoot
first
and
ask
questions
later
Now
I'm
trigger
happy,
trigger
happy
every
day
Well,
you
can't
take
my
guns
away,
I
got
a
constitutional
right
Yeah,
I
gotta
be
ready
if
the
Commies
attack
us
tonight
I'll
blow
their
brains
out
with
my
Smith
and
Wesson
That
ought
to
teach
them
all
a
darn
good
lesson
Now
I'm
trigger
happy,
trigger
happy
every
day
(Oh
yeah,
I'm)
trigger,
trigger
happy
Yes
I'm
trigger,
trigger
happy
(Oh
baby,
I'm)
trigger,
trigger
happy
Yes
I'm
trigger,
trigger
happy
(Oh
I'm
so)
trigger,
trigger
happy
Yes
I'm
trigger,
trigger
happy
Better
watch
out,
punk,
or
I'm
gonna
have
to
blow
you
away
Oh,
I
accidently
shot
daddy
last
night
in
the
den
I
mistook
him
in
the
dark
for
a
drug-crazed
Nazi
again
Now
why'd
you
have
to
get
so
mad?
It
was
just
a
lousy
flesh
wound,
Dad
You
know,
I'm
trigger
happy,
trigger
happy
every
day
Oh,
I
still
haven't
figured
out
the
safety
on
my
rifle
yet
Little
Fluffy
took
a
round,
better
take
him
to
the
vet
I
filled
that
kitty
cat
so
full
of
lead
We'll
have
to
use
him
for
a
pencil
instead
Well,
I'm
so
trigger
happy,
trigger
happy
every
day
(Oh
yeah,
I'm)
trigger,
trigger
happy
Yes
I'm
trigger,
trigger
happy
(Oh
baby,
I'm)
trigger,
trigger
happy
Yes
I'm
trigger,
trigger
happy
(Oh
I'm
so)
trigger,
trigger
happy
Yes
I'm
trigger,
trigger
happy
Better
watch
out,
punk,
or
I'm
gonna
have
to
blow
you
away
Come
on
and
grab
your
ammo
What
have
you
got
to
lose?
We'll
get
all
liquored
up
And
shoot
at
anything
that
moves
Got
a
brand
new
semi-automatic
weapon
with
a
laser
sight
Oh,
I'm
prayin'
somebody
tries
to
break
in
here
tonight
I
always
keep
a
Magnum
in
my
trunk
You
better
ask
yourself,
do
you
feel
lucky,
punk?
Because
I'm
trigger
happy,
trigger
happy
every
day
(Oh
yeah,
I'm)
trigger,
trigger
happy
Yes
I'm
trigger,
trigger
happy
(Oh
baby,
I'm)
trigger,
trigger
happy
Yes
I'm
trigger,
trigger
happy
(Oh
I'm
so)
trigger,
trigger
happy
Yes
I'm
trigger,
trigger
happy
Better
watch
out,
punk,
or
I'm
gonna
have
to
blow
you
away
Better
watch
out,
punk,
or
I'm
gonna
have
to
blow
you
away
Better
watch
out,
punk,
or
I'm
gonna
have
to
blow
you
away
Better
watch
out,
punk,
or
I'm
gonna
have
to
blow
you
away
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