Lyrics It's All About the Pentiums (An Adaptation of "It's All About the Benjamins" By Puff Daddy) - "Weird Al" Yankovic
It's
all
about
the
Pentiums,
baby
Uhh,
uh-huh,
yeah
Uhh,
uh-huh,
yeah
It's
all
about
the
Pentiums,
baby
It's
all
about
the
Pentiums,
baby
It's
all
about
the
Pentiums!
(it's
all
about
the
Pentiums,
baby)
It's
all
about
the
Pentiums!
(it's
all
about
the
Pentiums,
baby)
Yeah
What
y'all
wanna
do?
Wanna
be
hackers?
Code
crackers?
Slackers
Wastin'
time
with
all
the
chatroom
yakkers?
Nine
to
five,
chillin'
at
Hewlett
Packard?
Workin'
at
a
desk
with
a
dumb
little
placard?
Yeah,
payin'
the
bills
with
my
mad
programming
skills
Defraggin'
my
hard
drive
for
thrills
I
got
me
a
hundred
gigabytes
of
RAM
I
never
feed
trolls
and
I
don't
read
spam
Installed
a
T1
line
in
my
house
Always
at
my
PC,
double-clickin'
on
my
mizouse
Upgrade
my
system
at
least
twice
a
day
I'm
strictly
plug-and-play,
I
ain't
afraid
of
Y2K
I'm
down
with
Bill
Gates,
I
call
him
Money
for
short
I
phone
him
up
at
home
and
I
make
him
do
my
tech
support
It's
all
about
the
Pentiums,
what?
You've
gotta
be
the
dumbest
newbie
I've
ever
seen
You've
got
white-out
all
over
your
screen
You
think
your
Commodore
64
is
really
neato
What
kinda
chip
you
got
in
there,
a
Dorito?
You're
usin'
a
286?
Don't
make
me
laugh
Your
Windows
boots
up
in
what,
a
day
and
a
half?
You
could
back
up
your
whole
hard
drive
on
a
floppy
diskette
You're
the
biggest
joke
on
the
Internet
Your
database
is
a
disaster
You're
waxin'
your
modem,
tryin'
to
make
it
go
faster
Hey
fella,
I
bet
you're
still
livin'
in
your
parents'
cellar
Downloadin'
pictures
of
Sarah
Michelle
Gellar
And
postin'
"Me
too!"
like
some
brain-dead
AOL-er
I
should
do
the
world
a
favor
and
cap
you
like
Old
Yeller
You're
just
about
as
useless
as
jpegs
to
Hellen
Keller
It's
all
about
the
Pentiums!
(it's
all
about
the
Pentiums,
baby)
It's
all
about
the
Pentiums!
(it's
all
about
the
Pentiums,
baby)
It's
all
about
the
Pentiums!
(it's
all
about
the
Pentiums,
baby)
It's
all
about
the
Pentiums!
(it's
all
about
the
Pentiums,
baby)
Now,
what
y'all
wanna
do?
Wanna
be
hackers?
Code
crackers?
Slackers
Wastin'
time
with
all
the
chatroom
yakkers?
Nine
to
five,
chillin'
at
Hewlett
Packard?
Uh,
uh,
loggin'
in
now
Wanna
run
wit
my
crew,
hah?
Rule
cyberspace
and
crunch
numbers
like
I
do?
They
call
me
the
king
of
the
spreadsheets
Got
'em
all
printed
out
on
my
bedsheets
My
new
computer's
got
the
clocks,
it
rocks
But
it
was
obsolete
before
I
opened
the
box
You
say
you've
had
your
desktop
for
over
a
week?
Throw
that
junk
away,
man,
it's
an
antique
Your
laptop
is
a
month
old?
Well
that's
great
If
you
could
use
a
nice,
heavy
paperweight
My
digital
media
is
write-protected
Every
file
inspected,
no
viruses
detected
I
beta
tested
every
operating
system
Gave
props
to
some,
and
others?
I
dissed
'em
While
your
computer's
crashin',
mine's
multitaskin'
It
does
all
my
work
without
me
even
askin'
Got
a
flat-screen
monitor
forty
inches
wide
I
believe
that
your
says
"Etch-A-Sketch"
on
the
side
In
a
32-bit
world,
you're
a
2-bit
user
You've
got
your
own
newsgroup,
alt.total-loser
Your
motherboard
melts
when
you
try
to
send
a
fax
Where'd
you
get
your
CPU,
in
a
box
of
Cracker
Jacks?
Play
me
online?
Well,
you
know
that
I'll
beat
you
If
I
ever
meet
you
I'll
control-alt-delete
you
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
It's
all
about
the
Pentiums!
(it's
all
about
the
Pentiums,
baby)
It's
all
about
the
Pentiums!
(it's
all
about
the
Pentiums,
baby)
It's
all
about
the
Pentiums!
(it's
all
about
the
Pentiums,
baby)
It's
all
about
the
Pentiums!
(it's
all
about
the
Pentiums,
baby)
Now,
what
y'all
wanna
do?
Wanna
be
hackers?
Code
crackers?
Slackers
Wastin'
time
with
all
the
chatroom
yakkers?
Nive
to
five,
chillin'
at
Hewlett
Packard?
What?
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