Lyrics Bozo’s Lament - Jonathan Coulton
I
guess
because
my
name
is
Bozo
I
was
destined
to
be
a
clown
But
when
I
joined
the
traveling
circus
I
didn't
think
that
it
would
bring
me
down
Make
me
angry
like
sniper
in
a
tower
And
every
Saturday
I
take
off
my
nose
and
say
never
more
Pie
in
my
face
Five
days
a
workweek
It's
in
my
face
Pie
in
my
face
It
sucks
to
be
a
clown
I
should
have
been
a
lion
tamer
Those
guys
get
all
the
girls
In
a
cage
in
satin
tights
In
a
mane
of
golden
curls
Everybody
loves
the
guy
who
lives
in
danger
But
in
the
center
ring
I'm
safe
from
everything
except
for
Pie
in
my
face
Five
days
a
workweek
It's
in
my
face
Pie
in
my
face
It
sucks
to
be
a
clown
The
other
night
I
dreamed
of
Arthur
Ex-human-cannonball
In
the
dream
he
asked
the
question
Do
I
fly
or
do
I
fall?
What's
the
difference
Either
way
he's
still
a
dead
man
And
he's
finally
free
No
longer
has
to
be
up
on
stage
Pie
in
my
face
Five
days
a
workweek
It's
in
my
face
Pie
in
my
face
It
sucks
to
be
a
clown
Yeah
it
sucks
to
be
a
clown
Should
have
never
been
a
clown
Cause
it
sucks
to
be
a
clown
1 Pressure
2 You Oughta Know
3 Still Alive
4 De-Evolving
5 I’m a Mason Now
6 First of May
7 Millionaire Girlfriend
8 I Hate California
9 Bozo’s Lament
10 I’m Having a Party
11 Summer’s Over
12 The Big Boom
13 I’m Your Moon
14 You Ruined Everything
15 Sibling Rivalry
16 Brand New Sucker
17 Shop Vac
18 My Monkey
19 See You All in Hell
20 Sticking It to Myself
21 Nemeses (feat. John Roderick)
22 The World Belongs to You
23 Today with Your Wife
24 Sucker Punch
25 Glasses
26 Fraud
27 Now I Am an Arsonist (feat. Suzanne Vega)
28 Down Today
29 The Stache
30 Alone At Home
31 Nemeses
32 Podsafe Christmas Song
33 Drive
34 Big Bad World One
35 Under the Pines
36 SkyMall
37 Rock and Roll Boy
38 Not About You
39 Soft Rocked By Me
40 Tom Cruise Crazy
41 Till the Money Comes
42 When You Go
43 Resolutions
44 You Could Be Her
45 Furry Old Lobster
46 Curl
47 Take Care of Me
48 Don’t Talk to Strangers
49 Madelaine
50 Chiron Beta Prime
51 Want You Gone (Elegant Too Remix)
52 Program Initiation Assistant
53 Bills, Bills, Bills
54 Dance, Soterios Johnson, Dance (Demo)
55 I Crush Everything (Demo)
56 Skullcrusher Mountain (Demo)
57 The Future Soon (Demo)
58 Mandelbrot Set (Demo)
59 Want You Gone (Elegant Too Remix)
60 Code Monkey (PG)
61 Mandelbrot Set (PG)
62 Octopus
63 Intro 1
64 Re Vos Cerveaux
65 Intro 2
66 My Beige Bear
67 Intro 3
68 Intro 4
69 Washy Ad Jeffy
70 Intro 5
71 Monkey Shines
72 Intro 6
73 Intro 7
74 Intro 8
75 Birdhouse in Your Soul
76 Blue Sunny Day
77 Intro 9
78 Intro 10
79 Intro 11
80 Intro 12
81 Intro 13
82 Intro 14
83 Intro 15
84 Intro 16
85 Welcome to the Machine
86 Intro 17
87 Kodachrome
88 I Will
89 We Will Rock You
90 We Are the Champions
91 That Spells DNA
92 Womb with a View
93 Todd the T1000
94 Better
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