Lyrics My Beige Bear - Jonathan Coulton
Taupe
mouse,
top
hat
on
his
head
Thinks
he
looks
so
good
Teal
cat
won′t
get
off
the
bed
Even
though
she
should
Indigo
monkey's
hiding
underneath
some
other
monkeys
Nobody
even
knows
she′s
there
My
beige
bear
doesn't
care
that
he's
old
My
beige
bear
still
has
four
paws
to
hold
When
it′s
dark
and
it′s
cold
I
reach
out
for
my
beige
bear
Tan
horse,
dusty
on
the
shelf
Too
breakable
to
touch
Jade
snake,
happy
by
herself
Won't
cuddle
very
much
Indigo
monkey′s
making
trouble
when
she
should
be
sleeping
Everyone
wants
to
go
to
bed
My
beige
bear
doesn't
care
that
he′s
old
My
beige
bear
still
has
four
paws
to
hold
When
it's
dark
and
it′s
cold
I
reach
out
for
my
beige
bear
Beige
bear
says
that
some
monkeys
might
just
be
lonely
Beige
bear
says
that
no
monkey
wants
to
be
bad
Beige
bear
says
that
some
monkeys
misbehave
only
Because
they're
sad...
Mauve
dog
gets
the
bed
just
right
The
pillow
sinks
down
deep
Cream
cow
moos
a
soft
goodnight
Now
everyone's
asleep
Indigo
monkey′s
lying
peacefully
with
arms
around
her
Next
to
a
wise
and
kindly
bear
My
beige
bear
doesn′t
care
that
he's
old
My
beige
bear
still
has
four
paws
to
hold
When
it′s
dark
and
it's
cold
I
reach
out
for
my
beige
bear
1 Pressure
2 You Oughta Know
3 Still Alive
4 De-Evolving
5 I’m a Mason Now
6 First of May
7 Millionaire Girlfriend
8 I Hate California
9 Bozo’s Lament
10 I’m Having a Party
11 Summer’s Over
12 The Big Boom
13 I’m Your Moon
14 You Ruined Everything
15 Sibling Rivalry
16 Brand New Sucker
17 Shop Vac
18 My Monkey
19 See You All in Hell
20 Sticking It to Myself
21 Nemeses (feat. John Roderick)
22 The World Belongs to You
23 Today with Your Wife
24 Sucker Punch
25 Glasses
26 Fraud
27 Now I Am an Arsonist (feat. Suzanne Vega)
28 Down Today
29 The Stache
30 Alone At Home
31 Nemeses
32 Podsafe Christmas Song
33 Drive
34 Big Bad World One
35 Under the Pines
36 SkyMall
37 Rock and Roll Boy
38 Not About You
39 Soft Rocked By Me
40 Tom Cruise Crazy
41 Till the Money Comes
42 When You Go
43 Resolutions
44 You Could Be Her
45 Furry Old Lobster
46 Curl
47 Take Care of Me
48 Don’t Talk to Strangers
49 Madelaine
50 Chiron Beta Prime
51 Want You Gone (Elegant Too Remix)
52 Program Initiation Assistant
53 Bills, Bills, Bills
54 Dance, Soterios Johnson, Dance (Demo)
55 I Crush Everything (Demo)
56 Skullcrusher Mountain (Demo)
57 The Future Soon (Demo)
58 Mandelbrot Set (Demo)
59 Want You Gone (Elegant Too Remix)
60 Code Monkey (PG)
61 Mandelbrot Set (PG)
62 Octopus
63 Intro 1
64 Re Vos Cerveaux
65 Intro 2
66 My Beige Bear
67 Intro 3
68 Intro 4
69 Washy Ad Jeffy
70 Intro 5
71 Monkey Shines
72 Intro 6
73 Intro 7
74 Intro 8
75 Birdhouse in Your Soul
76 Blue Sunny Day
77 Intro 9
78 Intro 10
79 Intro 11
80 Intro 12
81 Intro 13
82 Intro 14
83 Intro 15
84 Intro 16
85 Welcome to the Machine
86 Intro 17
87 Kodachrome
88 I Will
89 We Will Rock You
90 We Are the Champions
91 That Spells DNA
92 Womb with a View
93 Todd the T1000
94 Better
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