Lyrics That Spells DNA - Jonathan Coulton
We
start
the
story
when
Mom
met
Dad
And
they
danced
all
night
and
he
took
her
home
It
might
have
been
all
the
wine
they
had
But
they
rolled
the
dice
and
won
your
genome
Then
you
grew
and
you
grew
and
one
day
you
were
you
And
you
looked
like
your
father
and
mother
If
you′re
looking
for
someone
convenient
to
blame
You
can
take
your
pick
it's
one
or
the
other
DNA,
you′re
in
my
heart
DNA,
in
fact
you're
in
every
part
of
my
body
Each
cell
has
a
nucleus,
each
nucleus
has
chromosomes
And
DNA,
baby,
that
spells
DNA
Guanine
met
Cytosine,
fell
in
love
And
then
Thymine
got
busy
with
Adenine
They
sent
the
messenger-RNA
To
the
ribosome
to
make
more
protein
And
while
it's
killing
you
dead
it
will
mess
with
your
head
And
it′s
the
light
in
the
dark
that
will
guide
you
It′s
the
pages
and
pages
of
what
you
are
like
In
the
giant
book
that's
hidden
inside
you
DNA,
you′re
in
my
heart
DNA,
in
fact
you're
in
every
part
of
my
body
Each
cell
has
a
nucleus,
each
nucleus
has
chromosomes
And
DNA,
baby,
that
spells
DNA
If
it
says
TGGTCGAAC
Then
you
might
get
the
cancer
If
it
says
GTCACGACAGG
Then
you
shouldn′t
eat
shrimp
or
nuts
If
it
says
TATACACATATCCTCGT
Then
you'll
probably
wish
that
you
didn′t
know
The
time
will
come
when
you're
almost
gone
And
you
try
to
guess
but
you'll
never
know
You
do
your
best
and
you
soldier
on
Every
day
you′re
here
till
it′s
time
to
go
All
the
good
things
and
bad
that
you
do
or
don't
have
You
can
find
out
for
sure
if
you
got
′em
But
there's
a
spiraling
staircase
that
you′re
falling
down
And
you're
nothing
but
dead
at
the
bottom
DNA,
you′re
in
my
heart
DNA,
in
fact
you're
in
every
part
of
my
body
Each
cell
has
a
nucleus,
each
nucleus
has
chromosomes
And
DNA,
baby,
that
spells
DNA
1 Pressure
2 You Oughta Know
3 Still Alive
4 De-Evolving
5 I’m a Mason Now
6 First of May
7 Millionaire Girlfriend
8 I Hate California
9 Bozo’s Lament
10 I’m Having a Party
11 Summer’s Over
12 The Big Boom
13 I’m Your Moon
14 You Ruined Everything
15 Sibling Rivalry
16 Brand New Sucker
17 Shop Vac
18 My Monkey
19 See You All in Hell
20 Sticking It to Myself
21 Nemeses (feat. John Roderick)
22 The World Belongs to You
23 Today with Your Wife
24 Sucker Punch
25 Glasses
26 Fraud
27 Now I Am an Arsonist (feat. Suzanne Vega)
28 Down Today
29 The Stache
30 Alone At Home
31 Nemeses
32 Podsafe Christmas Song
33 Drive
34 Big Bad World One
35 Under the Pines
36 SkyMall
37 Rock and Roll Boy
38 Not About You
39 Soft Rocked By Me
40 Tom Cruise Crazy
41 Till the Money Comes
42 When You Go
43 Resolutions
44 You Could Be Her
45 Furry Old Lobster
46 Curl
47 Take Care of Me
48 Don’t Talk to Strangers
49 Madelaine
50 Chiron Beta Prime
51 Want You Gone (Elegant Too Remix)
52 Program Initiation Assistant
53 Bills, Bills, Bills
54 Dance, Soterios Johnson, Dance (Demo)
55 I Crush Everything (Demo)
56 Skullcrusher Mountain (Demo)
57 The Future Soon (Demo)
58 Mandelbrot Set (Demo)
59 Want You Gone (Elegant Too Remix)
60 Code Monkey (PG)
61 Mandelbrot Set (PG)
62 Octopus
63 Intro 1
64 Re Vos Cerveaux
65 Intro 2
66 My Beige Bear
67 Intro 3
68 Intro 4
69 Washy Ad Jeffy
70 Intro 5
71 Monkey Shines
72 Intro 6
73 Intro 7
74 Intro 8
75 Birdhouse in Your Soul
76 Blue Sunny Day
77 Intro 9
78 Intro 10
79 Intro 11
80 Intro 12
81 Intro 13
82 Intro 14
83 Intro 15
84 Intro 16
85 Welcome to the Machine
86 Intro 17
87 Kodachrome
88 I Will
89 We Will Rock You
90 We Are the Champions
91 That Spells DNA
92 Womb with a View
93 Todd the T1000
94 Better
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