Lyrics De-Evolving - Jonathan Coulton
I
guess
you've
noticed
that
my
arms
don't
fit
in
my
old
suits
I
guess
you've
noticed
that
I'm
eating
lots
of
jungle
fruits
Anyway
more
than
I
used
to
I
used
to
be
so
tall
and
thin
Now
I'm
not
exactly
sure
which
phylum
I'm
in
And
I
know
there's
a
monkey
in
the
future
for
you
And
there's
nothing
modern
science
can
do
Keeping
the
thumb
but
I'm
getting
dumb
I'm
devolving,
I'm
devolving
I
am
de-evolving
I
guess
you've
noticed
that
I
can't
sit
still
at
dinnertime
I
guess
you've
noticed
that
I
quit
my
job
and
I
learned
to
sign
Anyway
more
than
I
used
to
I
used
to
have
a
little
body
hair
Now
I
have
to
use
a
razor
everywhere
And
I
know
there's
a
monkey
in
the
future
for
you
And
there's
nothing
modern
science
can
do
Keeping
the
thumb
but
I'm
getting
dumb
I'm
devolving,
I'm
devolving
I
am
de-evolving
Why
get
so
angry
at
me?
I
don't
understand
how
you
expect
me
to
defend
my
actions
Knowing
what
you
now
know
Monkey
one
and
monkey
two
Monkey
me
and
monkey
you
Monkey
see
and
monkey
Do
you
still
love
me
Now
that
I'm
a
monkey?
I
guess
you've
noticed
that
I
drag
my
knuckles
when
I
dance
I
guess
you've
noticed
that
I
stuff
a
tail
inside
my
pants
Anyway
more
than
I
used
to
I
used
to
see
a
movie
now
and
then
Now
I'm
never
gonna
watch
King
Kong
again
Because
I
know
there's
a
monkey
in
the
future
for
you
And
there's
nothing
modern
science
can
do
Keeping
the
thumb
but
I'm
getting
dumb
I'm
devolving,
I'm
devolving
I
am
de-evolving
I'm
devolving
De-evolving
I'm
a
coal
miner's
daughter
1 Pressure
2 You Oughta Know
3 Still Alive
4 De-Evolving
5 I’m a Mason Now
6 First of May
7 Millionaire Girlfriend
8 I Hate California
9 Bozo’s Lament
10 I’m Having a Party
11 Summer’s Over
12 The Big Boom
13 I’m Your Moon
14 You Ruined Everything
15 Sibling Rivalry
16 Brand New Sucker
17 Shop Vac
18 My Monkey
19 See You All in Hell
20 Sticking It to Myself
21 Nemeses (feat. John Roderick)
22 The World Belongs to You
23 Today with Your Wife
24 Sucker Punch
25 Glasses
26 Fraud
27 Now I Am an Arsonist (feat. Suzanne Vega)
28 Down Today
29 The Stache
30 Alone At Home
31 Nemeses
32 Podsafe Christmas Song
33 Drive
34 Big Bad World One
35 Under the Pines
36 SkyMall
37 Rock and Roll Boy
38 Not About You
39 Soft Rocked By Me
40 Tom Cruise Crazy
41 Till the Money Comes
42 When You Go
43 Resolutions
44 You Could Be Her
45 Furry Old Lobster
46 Curl
47 Take Care of Me
48 Don’t Talk to Strangers
49 Madelaine
50 Chiron Beta Prime
51 Want You Gone (Elegant Too Remix)
52 Program Initiation Assistant
53 Bills, Bills, Bills
54 Dance, Soterios Johnson, Dance (Demo)
55 I Crush Everything (Demo)
56 Skullcrusher Mountain (Demo)
57 The Future Soon (Demo)
58 Mandelbrot Set (Demo)
59 Want You Gone (Elegant Too Remix)
60 Code Monkey (PG)
61 Mandelbrot Set (PG)
62 Octopus
63 Intro 1
64 Re Vos Cerveaux
65 Intro 2
66 My Beige Bear
67 Intro 3
68 Intro 4
69 Washy Ad Jeffy
70 Intro 5
71 Monkey Shines
72 Intro 6
73 Intro 7
74 Intro 8
75 Birdhouse in Your Soul
76 Blue Sunny Day
77 Intro 9
78 Intro 10
79 Intro 11
80 Intro 12
81 Intro 13
82 Intro 14
83 Intro 15
84 Intro 16
85 Welcome to the Machine
86 Intro 17
87 Kodachrome
88 I Will
89 We Will Rock You
90 We Are the Champions
91 That Spells DNA
92 Womb with a View
93 Todd the T1000
94 Better
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