Текст песни We're Not Stoppin' Til We Get There - TurtleFrogMan
When
I
was
a
boy
my
father
took
us
on
a
trip
And
before
we
left
he
told
us
to
be
sure
we
drained
our
snakes
He
said,
"Once
we
hit
the
road
boys
don't
you
give
me
any
lip
We're
not
stopping
till
we
get
there,
we've
no
time
for
bathroom
breaks
And
of
course,
I
didn't
listen
cause
I
didn't
have
to
go
then
And
we
all
climbed
in
the
car
and
driving
toward
the
interstate
Now
I
wished
I
would've
listened
to
him
but
I
didn't
know
then
How
urgently
I'd
have
to
pee
but
would
be
forced
to
wait
We'd
gone
perhaps
10
miles
when
my
bladder
starts
complaining
And
I
cried
out
from
the
back
seat
"Dad
how
long
before
we
get
there?"
My
bladder
on
the
verge
of
overflowing
needed
draining
Dad
said,
"just
about
an
hour
son,
behave
yourself
and
sit
there"
So
I
thought"
I
either
pee
my
pants
or
tame
my
swollen
bladder"
And
I
tried
to
think
of
other
things
to
trick
my
addled
brain
Its
really
just
a
case
of
mind
manipulating
matter
Try
not
to
think
of
waterfalls
or
pouring
summer
rain!
On
an
intersecting
highway
where
the
interstate
connects
it
There
are
restaurants
and
stations
and
all
with
toilets
white
and
shiny
I
cried,
"dad
if
you
need
gas
then
you
should
take
the
coming
exit"
But
he
drove
past
it
and
I
watched
it
in
the
distance
growing
tiny
I
cried,
"Dad
I'm
very
sorry
but
I
need
to
find
a
toilet
He
shot
back
"I
told
you
boys
before
we
left,
you
didn't
do
it!"
Your
mom
planned
this
birthday
party,
if
we're
late
we're
gonna
spoil
it
We're
not
stoppin
till
we
get
there,
just
hold
on
we're
almost
to
it
And
so
I
thought,
"i'll
pee
a
little
just
to
ease
my
bladder
choking
And
I
didn't
want
my
mother's
birthday
party
to
to
be
spoiled
But
a
river
soon
ensued
that
had
my
jeans
and
car
seat
soaking
If
you're
not
stoppin
till
you
get
there,
when
you
get
there
you'll
be
soiled

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